WWW Blog #1: Old Video Game Cartoon Battle Royale

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LET’S BEGIN!

PAC-MAN, the Ghost chomping defender of Pac-Land!


MARIO, the Koopa stomping savior of the Mushroom Kingdom!


SONIC, the Badnik Spin Dashing hero of Mobius!


And MEGA MAN, the Robot Master busting champion of the future!


Video Games and Television are two of the most treasured medias, they often show us worlds for us to escape to and be entertained, taught, cry to, and find something to relate to. Naturally crossovers between the two mediums were natural to happen, however like movies, television struggled to accurately adapt the gaming world. At first they often created inaccurate portrayals of famous gaming characters. However it also gave us memorable variants of the characters who have a charm to them and even inspire elements for the series going forward. These 4 versions of famous video characters embody all of this for sure.


But that begs the question, which old video game cartoon’s resident protector would reign supreme! Will Pac-Man be able to show his chomping isn’t just reserved for Ghosts? Will Mario prove himself as the best hero for all the worlds? Is Sonic fast enough to grab victory. Or is Mega Man skilled enough to make the others short circuit?


WHO WOULD WIN?!


WHAT WILL WE USE?!

Obviously we’ll be prioritizing the old cartoons for these characters and any media that relates to them!


For Pac-Man…

For Mario…

For Sonic…

And for Mega Man…

(Also before you read further, any links to the internet archive might need a refresh to see properly, if that doesn’t work look on what episode is highlighted. This might not be the case but just in case if it does, laggy internet and all that)


BACKGROUND

PAC-MAN

“PAC-MAN!”

“PAC-MAN!”

“That’s Me!”


  • Full Name: Pac-Man (Could’ve been Puck-Man)

  • Age: Likely in his 40’s

  • Height: 2’ 6 (Based on his height near a fire hydrant)

  • Power Forest Security Chief of Pac-Land

  • Main character of the first video game cartoon

  • Likes: His Family, Power Pellets, Food, Sleeping

  • Dislikes: Ghosts, Monsters, Super-Pac

  • Has had sex


Welcome to Pac-Land! A region of the planet that humans aren’t aware of where miniature circular people of various colors live in an urban society. Unlike humans who rely on multiple sources for energy, these colorful circles rely on a single food source called Power Pellets. Everything they do has to revolve around these Pellets such as power, food, plants, fuel, etc. With an entire society relying on these Power Pellets they need a protector so someone doesn’t steal them, luckily they have one named Pac-Man.


Pac-Man is a loving husband to his wife Pepper aka Ms Pac-Man and father to his pac family consisting of his pets Chomp Chomp the dog, Sour Puss the cat, and his Baby boy Pac-Baby (how creative). His  job is being the Power Pellet Forest Security Chief. He has spent a good majority of his life protecting the Power Pellet Forest from threats due to the extreme power the Power Pellets possess. One could use it to take over all the citizens of Pac-Land, but no one would devote their lives for that power right?


 Unfortunately for our Pac-Pals an evil whatever the heck he is (seriously look this guy up and tell me he looks like he fits in this universe) named Mezmaron wants to take control over Pac-Land by getting all the Power Pellets from the Power Pellet Forest but can’t due to Pac-Man meddling with his plans. So he send his ghosts Blinky (Not the leader here), Pinky (Not a girl here), Inky (Sans vs Springtrap kinda peak ngl), Clyde (The leader here), and Sue (The girl one and also the only one with an IQ score with double digits every couple of episodes) to chomp Pac-Man and perform other types of schemes to get Pac-Man to tell the location of the Forest! So it is up to our Pac Pal to stop his schemes! 


Pac-Man has spent 44 episodes to stop Mezmaron and the Ghosts and has used his smarts, tools, skills, and of course a little bit of help from his family and friends to stop Mezmaron. Oh and of course he used the power that the Power Pellets give to aid their mission. Of course 44 episodes of Hanna Barberra shenanigans means Pac-Man has built up a ready combat profile to analyze.


MARIO

“Hey Paisanos! It’s the Super Mario Brothers’ Super Show!”


  • Full Name: Mario Mario

  • Age: Should be in his mid 20’s like his canon counterpart

  • Height: 5’ 10 (Should be similar to his actors height)

  • Princess Toodstool’s (No she’s not called Peach in this show) guard and Brooklyn’s Plumber

  • He and Luigi are the best plumbers in the world

  • Likes: Pasta, Spaghetti, Linguini, Ravioli, you get the point

  • Dislikes: Koopas, Troopas, and the Others

  • Will turn you into a Goomba


There are many worlds out there, many of them are weird such as the Mushroom Kingdom! With power ups, weird creatures, and several world breaking physics it seems unreal that it could relate to our world, but what if it did? There are mystic green pipes out there that connect all the kingdoms of the universe together, our world is no different, it’s just not been found yet… well until a group of brothers came into the picture. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario aka the Mario Brothers!


These brothers even when little had dreamed about being plumbers. After going to a plumbing school and saving a city from a flood the Mario Bros achieved their dream and spent their days plumbing, but even then their life's weirdness didn't stop with the flood, it got WEIRDER! They met several celebrities and weird creatures, but little did they know that the weirdest part of their life was about to happen.


One day when Mario and Luigi were trying to unclog another pipe they accidentally found the green pipe that led them to the Mushroom Kingdom! When they arrived they accidentally took out Koopa with their momentum from being shot out of the pipe. After this they quickly became great friends with Princess Toadstool, the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, and her best friend Toad. Together they went on a mission to stop Koopa’s tyranny in all of the kingdoms.


Eventually they successfully stopped Koopa and banished him, after this they (except for Toad, screw him I guess) felt like they deserved a vacation and traveled to Dinosaur Island. Unfortunately for them Koopa had been running rampant around the place and they had to fight Koopa once more. We never saw what happened in the end but it’s safe to say that justice is hooked on the brothers and they’ll never stop fighting to take down that pesky Koopa!


SONIC

“Wink”


  • Full Name: Sonic The Hedgehog Claus

  • Age: 15-17 (Was mentioned to be a teenager throughout the entire series and had two birthday’s throughout the series)

  • Height: 3’ 3 (Should be similar to his canon self)

  • Older adoptive brother of Sonic

  • Hero/President/Santa of Mobius

  • Likes: Tails, The Ladies, Freedom, Chili Dogs

  • Dislikes: Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder, Non Mobian Ladies, Being Slow

  • Also doesn’t like most Minecraft Youtubers


Mobius! An alternate earth where anything can happen, inhabited by humans, robots, animals, weird blobs, and other low budget designs. However, like any good series, there is a villain out there wanting to conquer it, in this series it is Dr. Ivo Robotnik! He is an evil genius and the sexiest fat character! (No it’s canon lore wise.) With his goal and high amounts of finances and resources most Mobians can’t defend themselves. Luckily for Mobius it has a protector, Sonic the Hedgehog!


His origin is unknown but that does fit Sonic, he’s too fast for any need of introductions, his motto is “Live Fast, Think Fast, Act Fast!” We do know that he was alone for a while until he was 10.5-12.5 years old (4.5 year flashback) when he met Miles who he quickly nicknamed Tails and the two became brothers. Sonic trains Tails in the art of being a Freedom Fighter as they face Robotnik’s tyranny.


Together Sonic and Tails use both their speed, smarts, and resources nearby to take on Robotnik and his robots Scratch and Grounder (and sometimes Coconuts) to stop him from taking over the world! Sonic quickly rose to fame becoming the most popular person in all of Mobius, getting the respect of the entire planet, much to the anger of Robotnik. Mobius even coined him the fastest thing alive. 


Eventually Robotnik’s biggest scheme came to fruition. Stealing the chaos emra- stopping Christmas, yep! Robotnik faked Santa’s retirement and became the self proclaimed new Santa while stopping Santa from being able to complete Christmas, stealing all the presents afterwards. So Sonic trained hard and perfected his already amazing speed to go around the planet and save Christmas, stopping Robotnik’s scheme by giving back the presents to all the children. Realizing Sonic was a better fit for going around the world and making people happy, Santa retired and made Sonic the new Santa. Tails even coined him Sonic Claus! Yes, that’s how the series actually ends. So whether it is saving Christmas or stopping Robotnik from taking over Mobius, Sonic will keep on running.


MEGA MAN

“Super fighting robot! MEGA MAN!”


  • Real Name: Rock

  • Age: Isn’t even a year old at the moment lmao

  • Height: Somewhere between 5’ 7 to 6’ 5 (Pixel scaling from Dr. Light, canon height vs average male height difference)

  • Dr. Lights Son, Roll’s Big Brother, and Proto Man’s Younger Brother

  • Dr. Lights greatest creation, until Mega Man X

  • Likes: Dr. Light, Roll, Rush, Bad Puns

  • Dislikes: Dr. Wily, Robot Masters, Proto Man, Furries

  • HE’LL DO WHAT!!! [8:10]


Have you wondered what the end of the 21st century would look like? Robots, flying cars, and other advanced technologies would probably reign supreme. However robots would evolve over time to gain sentience and dedicate themselves to helping humans and finding their own paths in life, the near human robots can thank the brilliant Dr. Light for giving them their existence. Dr. Light is an extraordinarily intelligent scientist who dedicates himself to creating human-like robots to help humanity and give them personalities and goals similar to humans. His greatest creation would be a little robot named Rock.


Rock was created by Dr. Light, to be the assistant and son figure for the good doctor along with his sister Roll. Together they were going to live a humble life helping humanity wherever they could.


Unbeknownst to him his life would change when Dr. Wily attacked. Dr. Wily used to be pals with Dr. Light as they planned to create dozens of robots to aid humanity. Their first subject was a robot named Proto Man, Rock’s older brother. Proto Man’s first run was a failure as he was violent and caused too much destruction wherever he went making Dr. Light try to delay the robots creation, thus why he started a little later to create the sibling duo. But seeing Proto Man’s potential and out of his own ambitions, ego, and jealousy, Dr. Wily left Dr. Light and created the Robot Masters to rule the world. After being kidnapped by Dr. Wily and escaping, Rock realized he had to do something and stop Dr. Wily. Because of this, Dr. Light upgraded him into a super fighting robot now known as Mega Man. 


Mega Man spends his days protecting the world from Dr. Wily, Proto Man, and the Robot Masters and eventually went on to inspire Dr. Lights final creation Mega Man X, to protect the future when Mega Man is no longer around. With the future in mind this means that Mega Man did succeed in taking down Wily and preserved peace for years to come.


ABILITIES

PAC-MAN

LIMITED SELF-GRAVITY MANIPULATION/FLIGHT

Pac-Man along with several other characters in the series can float in the air to chomp on pellets. (Also why are the Power Pellets shadows still there after the Power Pellets are eaten, that bothers me a little too much)


CHOMP

Pac-Man (among several other characters) can chew through several materials. This ability is further boosted by the Power Pellets which makes him strong enough to one-shot the Ghosts. He can also chomp through a space helmet, a door, wood, and robots. This is Pac-Man’s preferred method of offense.


TOON FORCE

Several characters in this series have survived injuries with little to no permanent damage, squash and stretch, move as blurs, do roadrunner logic, turn dust clouds alive, and ignore gravity very consistently.


MAGIC

Don’t freak out and get the transmutation cards out, Pac-Man just grabbed a book to perform simple realistic magic tricks such as…


The Disappearing Pac (Hardy har har): Hide objects with hands and pull them out of nowhere.


Trick of Pac Cards (Ha ha): He can … I don’t know Chomp Chomp ate the card so… maybe it was transmutation all along, WHO KNOWS!!!


Pac Rabbit in the Hat (You here all day?): It can… Oh… BFR the opponent if he wants to, ok that's actually useful as long as he puts the enemy in the hat. He couldn’t find Pac-Baby until he reversed it so it should be able to BFR a person.


4TH WALL BREAKING

You know what this is, it allows Pac-Man to blurt out statements to the audience directly or just acknowledge them. Also please stop looking at me from this angle.


ENHANCED SENSES

Heard his boss’ comment after running off meaning he has a great sense of hearing.


TV MANIPULATION?

Idk, the news broadcast guy saw Pac-Man get chased by the ghosts while on tv. There is also a strangely consistent several times where Pac-Man has chomped Ghosts through the screen.


SHAPESHIFTING?

Pac-Man turned into a grave to lure the Ghosts in. Idk man this could be a disguise but what kind of store sells this kinda thing.


SKELETON

Bleach now.


SPIDER-MANING?

He can climb walls, without hands? They somehow cared less for logic in the second season.


POCKETS/HAMMERSPACE

Now the hammerspace somehow compared to the other method of getting his items makes sense since he is a cartoon. However his pockets are another thing. This is just a thing that happens, does that mean Pac-Man is wearing spherical clothes, does this mean Pac-Man has genitals? Also…

AYO!!!! WTF MAN!!!


MARIO

JUMPING/ACROBATICS

What’s Mario's most iconic attack? His jumping of course! The show keeps this trait prevalent as Mario performs superhuman long and high jumps.


BROADWAY FORCE

Mario and Luigi played music that caught the Koopas in a trance.


4TH WALL BREAKING

Yeah in the intro and credits Mario tells the audience that they are in for a treat and to do the “Mario.” He also does this…


COMMERCIAL MINIPULATION?

Okay so in several episodes Mario makes a commercial in the middle of the episode for you to watch The Legend of Zelda cartoon. This isn’t too useful as it’s never been used in a combative scenario and is more implied that the characters are watching the show as the commercial is played. We even see events play out after the commercial so it’s more of a transition to the audience rather than his opponents.


TIME MINIPULATION?

So Mario and Luigi reversed cleaned their home after their Mom left. This is kinda debatable but it is clear the footage of them cleaning is reversed here and why would Luigi use a broom to dirty his house. Now Mario isn’t manipulating time itself, rather imitating actions he previously did. Whether it’s an innate ability or just the Mario Bros going backwards on purpose is debatable though.


LOW TIER REGENERATION (MID)

Lmao, okay so I was about to call Mario a weapon only fighter until the LAST EPISODE where Luigi gets flattened and is fine the next scene with the aid of the power balloon. Better late than never lol.


SONIC

SUPER SPEED

Ok guys, I think SONIC might be a little fast.


SPIN DASH

Sonic’s most iconic move, Sonic is able to use this to cut and smash through robots, RoBUTnik, Scratch and Grounder, and other various materials. This also helps him speed up.


TOON FORCE

This version of Sonic lives in an extremely exaggerated world so naturally he has Toon Force giving him a bunch of abilities such as…


NON-PHYSICAL INTERACTION

Characters in this show can touch and enter stuff that normal people can’t such as the title of the show, the screen transition, objects in television, the people in the dollar bill and billboards, the title screen, and holes.


HAMMERSPACE

I’m starting to realize there is a bit of overlap between these characters. 


ELSASTICITY

Sonic can stretch out his limbs like he’s Patrick “Eel” O’Brian.


SHAPESHIFTING

Sonic can exaggerate his body into different shapes, most commonly making himself buff.


REGENERATION (LOW-HIGH)

Ah, the most broken thing a cartoon character can have. Sonic has shown his regeneration’s extent by healing bumps on his head, getting unflattened, repairing his shoe after it was torn apart by shaking his foot, and when he was melted by the sun after being sad of letting Tails go. (Don’t worry, they reunited later). Other characters have also taken their heads off and lived as well and there is no reason Sonic couldn’t either.


DARKNESS MINIPULATION

Sonic’s shadow was able to yawn while Sonic was talking. That’s Sonic’s most useful ability, trust.


4TH WALL BREAKING

And finally Sonic is aware of the audience and usually winks or makes statements at the camera, he does Looney Tunes crap of course he can do this. That’s the extent of Sonic’s Toon Force in terms of abilities.


I dunno, I think I-


Stop.


Whadda mean kid, why are you-


Listen, everyone else was polite enough to not interrupt their analysis so far, be polite and wait until we’re done.


Man! Alright, I guess you're right.


Would You like a Chili Pac-Dog?


Eh sure why not!


Well I can cross off interacting with the character out of the vs blog to do list.


TORNADO CREATION

Sonic can use his speed to create tornados, and hold them for some reason?


ACROBATICS

Sonic has shown many impressive acrobatic feats such as backflips, summersaults, and most impressively was able to jump an incredible distance as shown on this picture.


FIRE GENERATION

Sonic can run so fast that he can create fire that is hot enough to melt Scratch and Grounder. In order to melt metal fire has to be at least 2500 F - 2800 F!


DRILL SPIN

Sonic can spin, this should be obvious for a speedster but Sonic was able to drill underground to the arctic, presumably at least.


FLIGHT?

Sonic can just fly? He very consistently runs so fast he levitates off the ground, and sometimes he gets to absurd lengths as seen here.


CREATION

Ok so Sonic has used his speed to gather materials to build and gather tools meaning he should have access to all his equipment. However sometimes Sonic just moves in a circle like here and makes something?


COLOR MINIPULATION

Another weird thing Sonic did with his speed is that while looking for Robotnik he ran so fast that color left a bunch of objects as seen above and started following Sonic, at least until the color’s wrapped around a tree. This probably gives a nifty speed feat? Maybe.


ENHANCED SENSES

Sonic has shown excellent hearing, being able to hear trouble miles/kilometers away. He also has shown cartoony levels of smell doing the typical floating in the air by smelling a pie trope, just with Chili Dogs of course.


BLUE ARMS

Fun Fact: Most people think Sonic has blue arms, it's such a mandala effect that even the animators fall for it all the time. So why do people care, idk color variety?


MEGA MAN

MEGA BUSTER

Mega Man’s most iconic weapon, and since it isn’t restricted to gameplay features it can go all out and unleash enormous blasts or beams of plasma as a basic shot that can critically injure a Robot Master. It also can allow Dr. Light to communicate with Mega Man. Although unlike the games it does have limited ammunition and if it is busted it won’t be able to fire anything.


COPY CHIP

The in-universe explanation on how Mega Man has learned so many abilities is his copy chip! By placing in his hand on a defeated robot master, he would learn their special ability and use it himself. While he can’t store the info forever he will have a completed chip for this battle since it would be disingenuous and unfair to remove them or limit the amount of info he has. It also can store data from other machines. Finally it is able to have multiple weapons at once as Mega Man took both Wave and Dive Man’s blasters with Proto Man making comment on Mega Man having both.


HYPER BOMB (MOST OF THESE DON’T HAVE NAMES SO LET’S JUST GO WITH THE GAME NAMES FOR THESE)

Go go gadget commit various unforgivable war crimes taken from Bomb Man.


ROLLING CUTTER

A blade of scissors that acts as a projectile and even a homing attack. This is Mega Man’s main copy attack as he usually takes it very often and it was strong enough to cut a plane in half taken from Cut Man.


ICE SLASHER

Unlike its name, it doesn’t shoot a blade of ice rather it just freezes the target into a solid block of ice which can include metal taken from Ice Man.


PHARAOH SHOT

It's a giant fire beam taken from Pharaoh Man.


RING BOOMERANG

Shoots a ring that functions like a boomerang taken from Ring Man.


POWER STONE

No it's not that game that Capcom has forgotten despite the fans love, (ok that doesn’t narrow it down at all), it’s a mini boulder used like a cannonball taken from Stone Man.


DRILL BOMB

Can shoot out like a missile or become the rare melee attack that functions like a drill taken from Drill Man.


RAIN FLUSH

Can create a giant Acid Rain cloud that of course rains down acid (and some level of lightning) taken from Toad Man! It has a nifty strength feat.


CRYSTAL EYE

A crystal ball that acts like a grenade taken from Crystal Man.


WATER WAVE

Allows Mega Man to propel nearby water into a wave of pressure taken from Wave Man. Probably not that useful unless the fight takes place in water.


DIVE MISSILE

He’s never used it despite copying Dive Man (oops spoilers) he should be able to launch missiles taken from Dive Man. Yeah I know it's boring, no wonder they didn’t animate it.


DUST CRUSHER

While he was shrunken while using this, it was still effective in sucking objects into that weird vacuum thing and using them as ammunition taken from Dust Man.


SEARCH SNAKE

While Mega Man was body swapped in this episode, he was able to copy this ability after the effect was reversed which launches robo snakes to chomp through material taken from Snake Man.


AIR SHOOTER

Gives Mega Man the ability to blow wind and create mini tornados taken from Air Man.


GYRO ATTACK

He can toss a small propeller shaped projectile, but more importantly he can attach the projectile on his back and fly like Tails, taken from Gyro Man.


SPARK SHOCK

Can shoot a small blast of electricity taken from Spark Man.


METAL BLADE

Basically just a slightly more competent version of the Rolling Cutter taken from Metal Man.


GEMINI LASER

He should be able to shoot a laser even if he never used it taken from Gemini Man. Maybe he used this but it might be too similar to his Plasma Shots.


LEAF SHIELD

Does what it says, although instead of making a circled shield that can work as a projectile like in the games, it instead just extends out of his Buster as a Captain America like shield taken from Leaf Man.


THUNDER BEAM

Kinda just a better Spark Shock since it can affect and travel surfaces taken from Elec Man.


QUICK BOOMERANG

As Mega Man described them, “Explosive Boomerangs,” (even though they never exploded), taken from Quick Man.


STAR CRASH

Shoots a star shaped plasma blast taken from Star Man.


HARD KNUCKLE

It's a flying fist that fun fact is Proto Man’s weakness in the games taken from Hard Man. (Yes I’m trying my HARDEST to not make a joke about… oh damn it it was too HARD to not make an inu- ok I’ll stop).


FIRE STORM

Fun Fact, HE NEVER USES THIS IN THE SHOW! Also, WHERE’S MY GOAT NAPALM MAN, THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I AGREED TO THIS, FIRST HE WAS ROBBED OF HIS WIN IN WILY VS EGGMAN NOW THIS! Anyway he incinerated Ice Man to the point of no ash in the intro or something. Probably taken from Fire Man.


DARK… SOMETHING (TAKEN FROM DARK MAN WHO HAS NO SPECIAL WEAPON)

An electric net that can grab multiple people at once and can even act as a homing missile taken from Dark Man.


MUMMY… SOMETHING???

Ok this is a show exclusive copy attack but it is just a purple plasma blast taken from a Mummy Bot.


ACROBATICS

If Mega Man is in the situation where blasting his enemies isn’t a good idea, Mega Man has utilized his great agility to flip around and kick enemies with great precision.


LIMITED SELF-GRAVITY MANIPULATION/FLIGHT

No like literally,[7:40], he’s just floating?


ANIMATORS NOT GIVING A SHIT

Uhhh… he broke reality on a fundamental level and fried my brain making him Outerversal+, trust trust.


SKELETON

If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon adaptation of a happy go lucky video game character had a terrifying skeleton that nobody needed to see, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


WEAPONS/ITEMS

PAC-MAN

POWER PELLETS

The Deus ex machina itself! With one or hundreds of these babies he can power up, heal up after being chomped, and break mind control. It's also fireproof apparently. See what it does later in Forms.


SUPER POWER PELLETS SEEDS

“What’s in the sack Pac?” - Pepper, 1982 (Well they are married I guess)

These are the seeds that grow the Power Pellets.


PACKIES

Works quite similar to Power Pellets. Why doesn’t Mezmaron try to get these instead, who knows?


FAKE PAC-MAN BALLOON

BRO!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SERIES!!!


Besides this wild image, Pac-Man can puff up this balloon to trick enemies into thinking this is him. If attacked it creates a small shockwave that manages to send the ghosts across the room.


SUPER INSTANT CACTUS SEEDS

Does what it says, it can harm the ghosts just as good as a Power Pellet when Pac-Man doesn’t have any on hand. (Although he seemingly uses water to grow it instantly behind a tree, I guess add limited water manipulation or a watering can)


DISGUISES

Pac-Man, like several other cartoon characters, can put on a disguise to trick other characters and pull a “Dupe.”


PAINT

Have you watched any Roadrunner cartoon, you know what this does then just by the image. Pac-Man can go through the paint while his enemies aren’t so lucky.


HOLE

Same thing as before.


PAINT??? WITH EXTRA REALITY WARPING IG?

Ok but look at this! [0:10]

He just randomly painted a neighborhood into a cattle crossing area?


PAC TERMITE BALL

With this ball he can toss or bat it at an enemy and eat any wooden object in its way.


NET

It’s a net to capture people, don’t you love simplicity?


MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD NET

Same thing but not a trap and more direct.


CAMERA

Made to trick idiots into seeing Power Pellet Trees.


SCISSORS

Alright let's cut to the chase here.


PUMP

By… puffing himself he can increase in size to at least 3-4x.


TIME TRAVELING WASHING MACHINE

First of all I never wanted to see Pac-Man without boots, secondly PJ fucked up as usual and made the washing machine time travel, how? No clue.


GENIE … BOTTLE

Pac-Man found this bottle and while he initially threw it away thinking it was empty he stole it back from the Ghosts a couple times and can make a wish, he can even wish for more wishes! Although he is admittedly uncreative with his wishes and other people can make them if they hold the bottle.


SNEEZY WHEEZY POWDER

It seduces his opponents, what else do you think this powder does? Of course it makes people sneeze, what else?!


PAC-LAND ITEMS

  • Helmet: Protects his head

  • Special Pac: Extra Life ( Probably just a game mechanic or not)

  • Key: Allows him to go to castle levels (there are several items like this so I’ll just mention the more useful stuff)

  • Invisibility: Does what it says

  • Winged Shoes: Extra Jump Power


PAC-PASTA

A shameless ad, also it serves a meal that carries the same power that Power Pellets do, again why doesn’t the villain just buy this, idk?


MISCELLANEOUS

  • Fishing Rod

  • Fishing Net

  • Fake Map

  • Telephone Booth

  • Hammock (This’ll be useful I swear)

  • Baseball Bat and glove

  • Toothbrush

  • Drumsticks

  • Candle

  • Binoculars

  • Space helmet

  • Shovel

  • Skateboard

  • Pogo stick

  • Skis

  • Golf stick

  • Plunger equipment (YO! Fight dynamic with Mario)

  • Camera

  • Pac Surfboard

  • Torch

  • Bowling Ball

  • Boxing Gloves (Yes they chomp)


MARIO

PLUNGER

Like any good Plumber Mario wields plumbing equipment which includes the plunger that allows Mario to stick on walls. He can also put it on a rope and use it like a grappling hook. Mario even has a giant plunger!


THE GOLDEN PLUMBER OF CRAMALOT

A super strong plunger that gives Mario the title “King of Cramalot!” Mario refused because it required him to be on a diet.


PLUMBER SNAKE

They call it a Plumber Snake but it more acts like a whip that was able to tie up Koopa.


EXCALIBUR

Yes Excalibur is a plumber’s snake in this cartoon. It turns Mario into his Super form when he touches it and acts as a sword for some reason?


BOB-OMB

This little guy packs a serious punch with his self destruction that everyone in the series uses. Has a nifty strength feat though.


POW BLOCK

Basically a non living version of the Bob-omb.


FLYING CARPET

It does what it says and it’s fireproof! Although it was misspelled with an r in it.


DISQUISES

Uh, Mario also has disguises. Well I don’t know what else to mention that I didn’t say with Pac-Man, hopefully Sonic and Mega Man don’t have disguises right? Right?


COBRAT

This snake basically is a child friendly gun shooting “bullets.”


LASER GUN

So, it does something insane, something you may never expect, it … shoots a laser, I KNOW SHOCKING RIGHT!


THE LOST MUSHROOM

Once Mario performs a chant he can wish for anything he wants with this treasure.


ALADDIN’S LAMP

Huh, Mario has two wishing items. Although this one has a genie that is a bit of a nag and a huge idiot.


MAGIC SCEPTER

Mario usually gains access to this baby, often stealing it from Koopa, like other items it turns Mario into his Super form. However it doubles with the ability to transmutate, shapeshift, bring television characters into real life, turn inanimate objects to life, reverse damages to the area, and increase the user's size.


KOOPA’S MAGIC STAFF

Similar to Koopa’s Magic Scepter but only turns people into bricks. It really shouldn’t be too different from the Scepter and the Scepter should be able to do anything this one can. It has a nifty strength feat.


THE LIGHT PLUMBER

It’s your typical lightsaber parody, is it made of pasta cause it clearly isn’t made out of plasma? It can electrocute people though.


GOOMBA SHOE

Does this shoe fly? I mean it levitates off the ground kinda to give Koopa a good ol' kick! That’s all it’s worth.


MAGIC APPLE

Mario received this apple to make Mad Donna fall in love with him after she took a bite. Unless you wanna recreate that Mario and Sonic gif this probably won’t come to play that much.


MISCELLANEOUS

  • Pizza Cutter

  • Tomato Sauce

  • Hammer

  • Lucky Wrench

  • Sink pipe

  • Garlic

  • Wooden Sword

  • Magnifying glass

  • Atomic Screwdriver (just a regular screwdriver don’t worry)

  • Various vegetables

  • A literal swordfish

  • Plumbing hairball

  • Jump Rope

  • Tennis Racket


SONIC

BALLOON

Before explaining, freeze frames like this are the only reason I’m continuing doing this blog lmao. Anyways, Sonic can blow a giant balloon of his name to pop people away, sound familiar? He can also plant these balloons for some reason?


BIG DYNAMITE

It’s dynamite that's a little excessive don’t you think Sonic? Has a nifty strength feat.


DISQUISES

Lemme guess, Mega Man will have disguises as well? 


SLINGSHOT

It does what the image shows. I guess Sonic knew Sega was going to buy Rovio beforehand, before Rovio even existed.


TRAMPOLINE

This trampoline is strong enough to repel giant boulders.


GAMESHOW

One of the many dupes Sonic pulls is a gameshow to stop Scratch and Grounder from tearing apart a city. In the game show he’s shown access to cars, knives, and a microphone. Behind Door #3 is a flood of water.


H.D.S.V.A.D.L (HANDY DANDY SUPER VILLAIN APPLIANCE DISTRIBUTOR LIMITED) BRIEFCASE

The H.D.S.V.A.D.L. specializes in creating inventions for supervillains to buy. When one of the sellers Wes Weasley got sick of Robotnik he asked for help from Sonic. Sonic then got access to his briefcase which holds the inventions the H.D.S.V.A.D.L invented (also even if this is a one time thing Sonic could buy these so there’s no reason he couldn’t gain access to these inventions especially after he helped Wes so he’d have to give him a discount, or he could just take them why not), such as…


DARKINATOR

Huh, Doofenshmirtz was ripping off Robotnik, weird? Anyway this creates a field of darkness above people’s heads to blind them. It was so blind that robots couldn’t see them, they require infrared goggles to see in. An upgraded version blew out the sun, See Before Verdict


INFARED GOGGLES

Well, I just explained what they do, didn't I. They allow a user to see the Darkinator.


FREEZE BANGER

This machine freezes people inside ice blocks, pretty much like any standard freeze ray.


GRAVITY STOPPER

This device can shoot a beam that will forcefully make the target float in the air, unable to run, although it doesn’t stop people who can fly from moving albeit still unable to escape so it's still useful.


SELF-GRAVITY BOOTS

Meant to keep the wearer from accidently being lifted by the Gravity Stopper, and they are quite fashionable.


DE-ATOMIZER

This machine is probably the second most versatile invention that H.D.S.V.A.D.L. has ever made. This makes the target "disappear" by de-atomizing them and storing them in the machine allowing the user to put the target anywhere they want. However this machine has two switches, the white one does what the De-atomizer is supposed to do, HOWEVER the red switch acts as a cloning ray able to create 4 additional clones for backup. So wait, what's the most versatile invention?


HEDGEHOG CATCHING VANQUISHER

This is the one baby, the final invention created by H.D.S.V.A.D.L.! This invention was given to Sonic (or invented we don't see) to dupe Robotnik. It’s basically a mix of all the previous H.D.S.V.A.L. inventions along with an additional function where it can freeze the de-atomized matter and mix it up.


HOOT-N-TOOT GARLIC

This special garlic can reverse growth as Sonic used it to turn Tails back to normal after he was enlarged by Robotnik accidentally.


NAPKIN?

Sonic managed to pull down a napkin to hide himself gagging from the audience. I don’t know how he did this?


GUN!

Remember when Sega allowed Shadow to have guns. They did this since they couldn’t imagine Sonic with the glock apparently, they were lying.


RELATIVELY BOOTS

These boots give Sonic the speed to exceed lightspeed and travel through time. See Later


TIME WARP BOGGIE BOARD

Does the same thing as the Relativity Boots, probably more comfy though.


CHAOS EMERALD OF INVISIBILITY

This emerald (it’s green in other scenes) allows Sonic to turn invisible like the other characters in this BR! It might debatably give Sonic a power up like other emeralds can do to Robotnik but it is extremely questionable as it wasn’t apparent with this Emerald and Sonic doesn’t really get a form here.


CACTUS SEED

Ok, how much of Pac-Man’s arsenal does Sonic have?


BLUE GEM

This gem creates a shield that protects Sonic from immortal people, what does that mean? I guess he can hurt immortal people as he injured Robotnik when he was wearing the Immortal Chaos Emerald who previously couldn’t be harmed by Sonic.


MIND POLLEN ANTIDOTE

This is an antidote made to cure those under the control of the Mind Pollen, maybe others mind control. Not too useful unless Sonic teams up with someone against a hypnotist.


RAPUNZEL WIG

When Sonic crossdresses he can pull this out for dumbasses to climb.


ULTIMATE VELOCITY RING

Gifted by Princess Sally, (not the SatAM one), this unlocked Sonic’s ultimate velocity after completing a bunch of different dangerous speed challenges.


MISCELLANEOUS/HAMMERSPACE ITEMS

  • Paint

  • Broom

  • Rope

  • Saw

  • Headlight

  • Stop sign

  • Camera

  • Hook

  • Poyo Poyo Hammer (No Amy relation)

  • Magnifying Glass

  • Eating utensils

  • Umbrella

  • Hairbrush

  • Fire extinguisher

  • World Map

  • Watering Can

  • Timer

  • Magnets

  • Net

  • Golf Club

  • Breath spray

  • Treasure Chest decoy

  • Lance

  • Sword sharpener


MEGA MAN

ENERGY CAN

Given by Eddie, it provides energy for his Mega Buster and his stamina since it does have a limit. He can call Eddie if he needs him by asking Dr. Light.


SUNGLASSES

Mega Man used these bad boys to reflect Bright Man’s light to prevent paralysis… ❄︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♎︎□︎♏︎⬧︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ♍︎□︎◆︎■︎⧫… what? Why? …❄︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ♐︎♋︎■︎⧫︎♋︎⬧︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♍︎♏︎■︎♏︎… it was a fantasy scene? Oh, knowing the show he probably has it (just checked, yep!).


CLEANING EQUIPMENT

While it's often used by Roll, Mega Man can use it well effectively (as murder weapons, not cleaning of course.)


ROCKET BACKPACK

Built by Dr. Light for Mega Man to reach the Moon Station in a short amount of time to stop guess who? Dr Wily. It has a nifty speed feat.


DISQUISE

Of course…


HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTER

Mega Man can use this baby to create an army of holograms to confuse his opponents into thinking there are multiple of him.


DR. LIGHTS HOMING DEVICE

Made to track Brain Bot, the ultimate nerd emoji. So not that useful.


MINI MORPHO DEVICE

Allows Mega Man to look like anyone he wants.


MISCELLANEOUS

  • … none lmao


VEHICLES

PAC-MAN

CAR

The King’s chariot cannot be stopped!


TRUCK


Can store shit what else can it do, RuN pEoPlE oVeR … ok yes but c’mon storage is more useful in real life, not everyone is Asgore.


CHOMPER CHOPPER

Pac-Man can horrifyingly use a chopper and have it create a mouth (wait where is his chair connected?) and destroy other helicopters.


PAC-ROCKET

A Rocket made to defeat the Ghosts in a stolen Rocket Ship as it can shoot harmful Pac-Pellets able to shake a rocket, should be able to achieve speeds of Mach 20 like most.


PAC-TRAIN

A train that has a chomping mouth that is strong enough to scare the ghosts, although it has low fuel, it also requires tracks so it is pretty much useless.


ARMOURED TRUCK

♫Driving in my car (truck) right after a beer. Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer. DUI! How about you die? I’ll go a hundred miles an hour! Little did you know, I’m filled up with gas. Imma get your fountain making ass. Pulverize this fuck with my Burgentruck, it seems your out of luck! TRUCK!♫


(Also yes it has a chomper cause why not at this point.)


THE YELLOW BARON

This baby can shoot, what else, Power Pellets. Although it is a bit of a glass cannon


BOAT

Nothing special here. Listen if you want to watch 43 cartoon episodes and play one arcade game and watch a commercial, be my guest!


HOT AIR BALLOON

Again doesn’t do much besides flying and chomping of course, but it does have a nifty speed feat.


AIN’T STANDARD BUT…

There goes my sleep!


MARIO

CAR

Mario and friends used this car to navigate through the desert.


SPAGETTI SAUCE TRUCK

A truck filled with the kingdom’s spaghetti sauce.


HOT AIR BALLOON

Doesn’t do much besides flying of course, but it doesn’t have a nifty speed feat. HA! Totally duped you.


THE FLYING PIZZA

Yes Mario has a spaceship for some reason.


STARFIGHTER

Similar to the previous but with actual weaponry with the ability to shoot out fireballs.


ANOTHER SPACESHIP

Two space themed episodes in a single season that aren’t even connected? Weird. It did travel across the universe… but with no usable timeframe or distance, so no calc, sorry.


BIKE

It does what an average bike can do. It requires two peddlers so this is pretty useless, not like it would do much anyway.


PLUMBER TRUCK

This is a spymobile that has more firepower than a battleship according to the creator of this truck. It has a plumber scope which does what you think it does, plumber-pulsion which uses shower heads to boost the truck’s speed, plumber missiles which are just big plungers, and finally a plumber gun which uses a shower head to shoot… water.


MOMZILLA

Mario built this fake kaiju to trick a recently born Dadzilla. I don't know if it is also able to throw buildings but it's still intimidating I suppose.


SONIC

HANGLIDER

Does this count as a vehicle?


CRANE

Sonic used this crane to fish out a non egg shaped scientist named Professor Von Schlemmer. Nothing else but he could run someone over with it if he wanted to I guess.


HOVER HANGLIDER

Tails actually made this for Sonic’s birthday, it acts like a bike that can hover when moving off the ground.


SUPER ALL-TERRAIN VEHICLE

This car was created by Sonic with the help of Professor Caninestein to win a race to save a Porcupine orphanage. It also has a giant magnet.


MEGA MAN

HOVERCRAFT

A hovercraft that does its job in flying, it helped Rock and Roll (I just got why Mega Man is called Rock fuck I’m a fake fan) escape Dr. Wily’s base and Roll often use it as transport to keep up with Mega Man, however Mega Man has used this before.


CAR

A special car that can fly. Ignore Timmy Tough Knuckles, Billy Badass, and Dangerous Dan over in the back.


TIME MACHINE

Ew, I stepped in Loser! Shit wait, wrong quote.


ALL TERRAIN LAND BLAZER

A tank-like vehicle with mini cannons that is durable enough to tank magic attacks. Probably Mega Man’s best vehicle.


SUPPORT

PAC-MAN

POWER PELLET SECURITY

Due to being the head of security Pac-Man has access to a phone that can call the aid for security which includes security guards, tanks, and planes containing Power Pellets to use or Pac-Missiles which doesn’t explode but bites, GET IT, IT’S LIKE PAC-MAN!!!


MARIO

MONSTER ROBOT KOOPA

Originally made by Koopa, Mario used the controller to use this robot’s strength against Koopa.


OSTRICHES

Mario has ridden these birds multiple times throughout the series, they act like regular ostriches and have rebelled before so maybe not the best.


THE MIGHTY PLUNGER

Mario and Luigi’s favorite show’s protagonist, The Mighty Plunger is an experienced adventurer who uses a plunger rope and his muscles to solve all plumbing problems. Koopa was able to use his magic Scepter to summon him so Mario should also reasonably do so as well.


MINI MARIO CLONES?

Toadstool just broke a power up block and a bunch of mini Mario’s came out? Maybe I missed something in Super Mario World or this cartoon predicted the Copy Flower, oh and the Double Cherry as well I guess.


MARIO BROS. CLOG CLEANER CREATURE

When Mario uses too much of his Clog Cleaner he can accidentally create this hairball monster. It’s worth mentioning that it’s also hostile to Mario so maybe not a good idea.


SONIC

None lmao…


… listen if we don’t allow Luigi to Mario or Pepper to Pac-Man or even Roll to Mega Man, Tails shouldn't be considered.


MEGA MAN

RUSH

Rock’s faithful companion that can turn into a hoverboard, a skateboard, and grow wings to fly like a dragon to aid Mega Man in transportation and speed. He also has other uses such as aiding Mega Man in battle, acting as a flashlight with his nose, using his eyes as a camera, and using his nose as a drill. Finally he can put himself back together although that does require his pieces being intact. However Rush does require special doggy bones for energy.


ICE ROBOTS

While built to deceive Ice Man, Mega Man has access to these Ice Robots. While they are weaker than him they can use the Ice Slasher.


EDDIE AND DR. LIGHT

Mega Man can call Dr. Light with his Buster to summon Eddie to receive his Energy Cans when he runs out of energy.


FORMS

PAC-MAN

POWER PELLET FORM

It gives Pac-Man a strength increase strong enough to one-shot the ghosts, gives Pac-Man invincibility (debatable if it’s a game mechanic or not), and is such a strong energy source that Mezmaron is certain that a whole batch of them would be enough to take over Pac-Land.


SUPER PAC (NOT THE CHARACTER)

In this form he is able to fight the Super Ghosts (see later) and gains the ability to have flight (although he arguably already had it), laser vision, and wind breath.


THE WERE PAC

After eating special Chocolate Covered Synthetic Power Pellets created by Mezmuaron he turns into a were-pac, huh he beat Sonic to the punch. He should be a bit stronger than he was with a regular Power Pellet but he requires full moon and while smart enough to play the piano he does act on instinct and won’t remember what he did so this isn’t too useful.


MARIO

SUPER MARIO

When Mario uses the Fire Flower or a Super Star, he gains the ability of pyrokinesis by shooting fire balls out of his fingers, the fireballs are hot enough to melt huge layers of snow and exist underwater. It also gives him a major strength increase to the point of being described as invincible. Finally it gives him the ability to fly if he wags his arms and just floats? I don’t know why, I should be saying that more often here.


FIRE MARIO

Basically Super Mario but with only pyrokinesis.


SUPER SUSHI

Firstly, this image is so fucking cursed. Secondly, when Mario consumes the Super Sushi he can grow to the size of a skyscraper and double his strength. Thirdly watch Koopzilla vs Godzilla, both versions, it’s so fucking peak bro.

1st Version

Directors Cut

Yes this image inspired cinema, idk bro.


TANOOKI

When Mario gets ahold of the Tanooki Leaf it gives him the ability to fly. Yeah that’s it.


FROG SUIT

Remember when people thought this was the weirdest Mario power up? Anyway this guy can swim super well.


CAPED MARIO

With the caped feather Mario is able to soar through the sky! Might seem unnecessary since Mario already has a power up for that but the cape actually has an attack by spinning the cape around. WOW, something that actually matches the games!


BALLOON MARIO

If I had a nickel for every time there was an inflated form of Mario I’d- oh I used this joke already. Anyway he just floats lol.


SONIC

SUPER SONIC!

What? I watched all 66 episodes. I didn't see this in all 66 episodes? ✋︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ◻︎♓︎■︎ ◆︎◻︎ ◻︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎ ♋︎ ❒︎♋︎■︎♎︎□︎❍︎ ✌︎❒︎♍︎♒︎♓︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♓︎♍︎. Oh! It’s just a pin up piece of art depicting what a hypothetical Super AOSTH Sonic would look like. Unfortunately we don’t know how he can transform or how much stronger he is as Super Sonic or if it is even canon so it won’t be included. Still cool that this piece of art officially exists though.


MEGA MAN

METEORITE CHARGED

Gives Mega Man a power increase that without the meteorite he couldn’t harm others with the meteorite, it does have the weakness that it will overload Mega Man’s circuits after a while. 


SUPER TURBINE POWERED UNDERWATER DEFENSE APPARATUS

Firstly never let Dr. Light cook with naming ever again, secondly this suit is designed for expert swimming at a quick pace with a harpoon gun attached. Unless this battle royale takes place underwater this will probably be useless, considering this battle royale includes a Sonic that would make it a little more useful I guess?


STEALTH GLIDER

This allows Mega Man to glide within the air with the ability to turn invisible where even the Robot Masters couldn’t track him. The special Blaster he has on his hand is a paralyzing Buster which does what it says.


MENTALITY

PAC-MAN

IQ: Average to Above Average - Pac-Man has shown to create Looney Tunes esc trickster-like feats as he often outsmarts the admittedly stupid Ghosts with disguises or setting up several traps. He also knows how to work factory equipment and can figure out a lock password instantly. Most impressively he always knows when Mezmaron is scheming and makes tricks in advance to stop him. He does occasionally lack common sense and gets tricked by Pac-Baby.

BIQ: Above Average - Similar to before but without the downsides since they aren’t combat related anti feats.

SKILL/TRAINING: Pac-Man like an average 80’s cartoon dad knows a variety of skills like fishing, sports, and camping. Most importantly he is a fully trained security worker meaning he should know self-defense and combat techniques.

EXP: In the 2nd last episode after 20 years it's shown Pac-Man has grey hair so 40 years old his likely age especially since he is considered and old geezer when in high school, for combat experience all 43 of his episodes has him in some kind of physical conflict with the ghosts so he has thrown it down several times in his life.

COMBAT/STANDARD TACTICS: Now without Power Pellets or any weapons Pac-Man is most likely to either run or dupe his foes long enough to retrieve his Power Pellets, once he eats them his main method of attack is chomping on his foes while playing off his foes from trying to trick him before chomping. He’s never shown to physically fight with hands so it's at best a last resort.


MARIO

IQ: At least Gifted - Despite Mario’s laziness and sloppiness Mario is a very intelligent person. Mario and Luigi are very accomplished plumbers, being able to unclog pipes in seconds and were even coined the best plumbers in the world on several occasions. When Mario moved to the Dinosaur World he showed the ability to carry over various comforts of modern life and teach them to cavemen such as television, farming, phones, cars, etc.

BIQ: At least Average likely Above Average - Mario has given under stress and anger on an occasion but has shown some creativity with his items and always outsmarts Koopa.

SKILL/TRAINING: Mario naturally is a trained plumbing, going to a school for plumbing and was an instant prodigy being good enough to gain the respect of the white house on several occasions. But for more combat centric training Mario was trained in the ancient art of Plumb-Fu.

EXP: His true age is unknown even if he should be in his mid 20’s but Mario has had several adventures, roughly 158 adventures if you're wondering. It’s also implied that Mario and Luigi have been doing this since they were young since even in Brooklyn they get up to some weird stuff.

COMBAT/STANDARD TECHNIQUES: Mario strangely doesn’t always resort to jumping as his most basic attack, he either uses his hands and kicks or runs to the nearest item that can help him out. Mario isn’t afraid of throwing hands as he is a trained user of Plumb-Fu which is an ancient martial art.


SONIC

IQ: Genius - Sonic is often shown tricking idiots with his disguises but that isn’t the end of Sonic’s intelligence. He is able to work with technology very well and can build complex machines easily at most needing basic instructions. He also has shown to build complex contraptions and areas with parts around the area that he can find easily with his speed. The most impressive thing about these feats is that he did it at the moment with no preparation.

BIQ: At least Above Average possibly Gifted - While Sonic is shown often using his disguises as his main method of getting rid of his enemies he has shown using his speed in multiple creative ways centred around the environment.

SKILL/TRAINING: Sonic has mentioned training Tails into a Freedom Fighter implying he has been taught or has the knowledge and skills of a trained fighter.

EXP: Sonic has spent his entire life running around and going on adventures and has been doing this up to the point of being a teenager with a 66 episode resume to work with.

COMBAT/STANDARD TACTICS: Sonic usually starts the fight with two methods, either dupe his opponent with his disguises and trick them into doing something stupid or using his speed to make people dizzy and crash into them with his spin dash. Sonic does have a decent understanding of hand to hand combat as he fought Scratch and Grounder pretty well at first when they had the knowledge of a trained ninja and Sonic isn’t above using tools and items around from the environment or what he is currently holding.


MEGA MAN

IQ: Gifted - Being a robot he is able to work with wiring and circuits very well and is able to fix robots. Mega Man can also be considered clever as he consistently tricks Dr. Wily, and is very versatile with his Plasma, using its heat to close doors and melt surfaces.

BIQ: Gifted - Basically everything from above applies here.

SKILL/TRAINING: While never having any on screen training Mega Man has said that he has practiced his moves and Dr. Light has upgraded him to be a combative bot so it's possible he put some fighting techniques in there as well.

EXP: Now while Mega Man may not be even a year old supposedly there are still 27 episodes meaning at bare minimum 27 adventures Mega Man has experienced and conquered.

COMBAT/STANDARD TACTICS: Mega Man typically fights by using his Mega Buster to blast Plasma and will try to use copy abilities similarly. If he is unable to use his Buster he will resort to flipping and kicking by using excellent agility. He also has shown skills in hand to hand combat with his fight with Proto Man in the Second Season.


RESISTANCES

PAC-MAN

Limited Mind Manipulation Resistance: Sometimes doesn’t fall for cartoon disguises.

Extreme Cold Resistance: Can survive space with only a helmet not a spacesuit.

Pressure Resistance: Crashed into Pac-lantis at the bottom of the ocean and didn’t die to sea pressure.

Possible Fire Resistance: The Power Pellets are fireproof so it's possible it can transfer over to its chewer.

Limited Sleep Resistance: Took a little bit for the sleep potion to work and managed to convince a witch that it didn’t work.


MARIO

Extreme Cold Resistance: Can survive space with only a helmet not a spacesuit and can be in arctic conditions with no special clothing.

Pressure Resistance: Swam into bottom of the ocean and wasn’t crushed by pressure.

Limited Self-Sustenance Type 1: In no threat breathing underwater and can even talk in it but does require a helmet in space.

Heat Resistance: Is able to survive Bob-omb explosions and can hold a fireball in his hand with no harm.


SONIC

Heat Resistance: Sonic can be very close and even touch a star. He also can generate fire hot enough to melt metal and not be under effect.

Limited Cold Resistance: Sonic dipped himself into an ice bucket and wasn’t fazed, although he is vulnerable to freezing at extremely low temperatures.


MEGA MAN

Limited Water Resistance: Is waterproof unlike various robots in the media.

Acid Resistance: Could survive a dip in a flood of acid for a couple minutes.

Limited Mind Control Resistance: Couldn’t be electrically controlled by Wily and would need a special chip.

Extreme Cold Resistance: Can survive the depths of space without any aid.

Limited Heat Resistance: Mega Buster can shoot heat out without melting, what goes around comes around.

Pressure Resistance: Crashed into bottom of the ocean and wasn’t crushed by pressure.

Limited Dream Resistance: Is capable of fighting people in dreams.

Transmutation Resistance: He resisted a beam that turned people in furr- I mean lions due to being a robot.

Self-Sustenance Type 2: Doesn’t require oxygen to live and is immune to poisons unless specifically modified in his circuits. He doesn’t require sleep but does need to charge himself.


FEATS

PAC-MAN

  • Defeated: Mezmaron, Blinky, Inky, Pinky, Clyde, Sue, Pacula, Robot Pepper, and various animals

  • Saved Pac-Land multiple occasions

  • Stopped the bad future from happening

  • Helped a Fairy return to the Fairy World

  • Saved Christmas with the Ghosts help

  • Endures PJ’s bs

  • Kickstarted all other video game cartoons

  • Pretty decent father all things considered


STRENGTH


SPEED


DURABILITY

  • Several characters have survived attacks from Ghosts without Power Pellets, albeit unable to get up for a bit or needing healing items


MARIO

  • Defeated: Koopa, The Koopa Kids, Several Koopas and Troopas

  • Saved all the kingdoms and earth

  • Is the best Plumber on earth

  • Kicked Koopa out of the Mushroom Kingdom

  • Fixed Inspector Gadget

  • Survived his diet of nothing but Pasta

  • Only cartoon here to get more than one series

  • Inspired several YTP’s


STRENGTH

  • Lifted Koopa as seen above


SPEED


DURABILITY


SONIC

  • Defeated: Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Mama Robotnik, and various other Badniks

  • Saved Mobius several times

  • Won the Mobius Presidential Election

  • Became the new Santa Claus

  • Technically married Robotnik

  • One of the only Sonic’s to get laid (multiple times)

  • Also inspired several YTP’s

  • Can Swim


STRENGTH


SPEED


DURABILITY


MEGA MAN

  • Defeated: Dr. Wily, Proto Man, Lotos, Vile, The Lion Men, Guts Man and Cut Man and the rest of the Robot Masters

  • Saved the US and the rest of the world several times

  • Also stopped a bad future from happening, TWICE

  • Kept up with Mega Man X

  • Constantly powers through malfunctions

  • Can make a pun in any situation

  • Series was placed number one with Nielsen ratings for a time

  • Show has surprisingly creative action sequences


STRENGTH


SPEED


DURABILITY

Credit to Kaitlin.EXE 2.0


SCALING

PAC-MAN

FAMILY & FRIENDS

Pac-Man’s family, the group he loves the most and should reasonably scale to them. Pepper (or better known as Ms Pac-Man) has surprisingly matched Pac-Man on every single scale equally so that should be obvious for scale, his pets while too fast for him to usually keep up he can at least survive hits from and restrain them. Now Pac-Baby is funnily enough is probably stronger than Pac-Man as he is the only one capable of chomping ghosts without Power Pellets but Pac-Man constantly survives pummelings so he, along with his Super Forms should scale and at some point upscale. Pac Jr never physically interacts with much but scaling should be fine. Now Super-Pac is extremely tricky, he is clearly the top dog in the verse and dominates any fight he’s in despite his stupidity. Now while Pac-Man in base shouldn’t scale in strength he can react to him so speed is fine and take hits from him so durability is fair game as well and Super-Pacs power source is the same as Pac-Man’s super form so he should probably downscale in that form.

Pepper

Pac-Baby

Chomp Chomp

Sour Puss

Super-Pac

Caveman Ancestors


GHOSTS

Ah the Ghosts, Pac-Man’s ever famous arch nemesis’ and while he does struggle against the Ghosts in base, he can keep up in terms of speed and once a Power Pellet is consumed he can instantly one shot them. Now the Super Ghosts should still be superior but once Pac-Man achieved his Super Pac form he instantly one shot them so scaling is assured.

Base

As the Super Ghosts


MEZMARON

This thing, he is the main villain of the series and the Ghosts are TERRIFIED of him, however he doesn’t do much and has been walloped by Power Pellet power and actively needs it for World Domination so scaling is reasonable.


MARIO

LUIGI

You can’t have the Mario Brothers without the brother himself. Luigi often fights side by side with Mario and has shown to be a little clumsier than his slightly older brother so Mario should reasonably scale.

(Before anyone asks Luigi didn’t dodge a laser like some people say, he moved before the laser was fired and predicted it moving and it breaks almost every rule of lightspeed so it doesn’t count, sorry)


OTHER FRIENDS

Toadstool , Toad, Yoshi, and … Oogtar. Mario has saved and been saved by them several times so they should be very comparable to each other so scaling is pretty obvious.

Princess Toadstool

Toad

Yoshi

Oogtar

  • Sticks the Badger victim


KOOPA

The great and not that mighty Koopa! Yeah they haven’t committed to the name Bowser yet, I guess that's another connection Bowser has with Eggman I suppose. Anyway Mario doesn't usually need power ups to go against Koopa as they usually are physically pretty even. Even when Koopa gets an additional upgrade Mario usually has a way to keep up, usually, you’ll see that usually before the verdict don’t worry.


KOOPA’S TROOPS

Naturally Koopa doesn’t want to get his butt whopped alone, after all he can’t just admit he was at fault he needs someone to blame. But yeah Mario has bested all of these characters physically even without power ups so here’s what they can do.

Mouser

Koopa Troopas

Shy Guys

Cheep Cheeps

Boomerang Bro

Cheatsy

Sledge Bros

Kootie Pie

Goomba

Wizard Heimer


THE ANGRY SUN

  • Its existence See Before Verdict


SONIC

TAILS

Sonic’s best friend, younger adoptive brother, and sidekick! Tails, (real name Miles but don’t call him that because he hates that name), is Sonic’s student in the art of Freedom Fighting and often needs to be saved by Sonic so scaling should be assured.


ROBOTNIK

So obviously any version of Robotnik can’t compare to Sonic so scaling to base feats should be easy. Instead let’s explain how Sonic scales to Super and Supreme God Robotnik! Now Sonic was shown to be physically inferior in every way besides speed however Sonic should be capable of taking hits from both forms. Honestly Sonic isn’t so far off that downscaling isn’t fine as Supreme Robotnik was considered Robotnik’s strongest form as “The Master of The Universe” so he should be superior to Super Robotnik and Supreme Robotnik was defeated when Sonic got 4 other versions of himself and Tails from other time periods meaning Sonic at worst is 1/10th of Robotnik at his strongest!

Base

Super Robotnik

Supreme High Robotnik


SCRATCH AND GROUNDER

Probably the easiest scaling you could do lmao. Sonic always beats these bozo’s so scaling is easy.

Scratch

Grounder

Both

(Mach 27.66, High Hypersonic)

  • Eliminated all the ice in the mountain range, should be comparable to a city [13:40] (405 Kilotons of Tnt - 2.96 Gigatons of Tnt, Large Town - Large Mountain+, yes its freezing a city but incinerating it would mean getting rid of all that snow and ice) 


COCONUTS

Everything I said about Scratch and Grounder applies to Coconuts.


MEGA MAN

ROLL

Mega Man’s sister, basically acting like Mega Man’s sidekick always itching to help her big brother with her weird vacuum weapon that she made to aid Mega Man (very useful 100%). Regardless, Roll is also capable of holding her own with the Robot Masters but has shown to not stand a chance against Proto Man who Mega Man can defeat. She is typically shown to be a bit weaker than her bros, after all she isn’t made for combat like Mega Man and Proto Man, so Mega Man should upscale.


DR. WILY (SORTA DEBATABLE)

Mega Man’s eternal rival, Dr. Wily is always up to a scheme to take over the world. Now obviously Wily has no notable feats on his own but with his tech he does have some impressive feats. Now for the casual stuff Mega Man should scale to, the higher scale stuff will be talked about later if Mega Man should scale to.


ROBOT MASTERS

Every great villain has their lackeys, henchmen, and goons and for Dr. Wily he has these guys. The Robot Masters were made by Dr. Light in blueprints but were finished by Dr. Wily to help him defeat Mega Man. Mega Man defeats these guys everyday and weaker characters have been able to match them so Mega Man should bare minimum upscale.

Air Man

Bomb Man

Crash Man

Cut Man

Guts Man

Snake Man

Toad Man

Top Man

Group Effort


PROTO MAN

Mega Man’s older brother was taken by Dr. Wily after he accidentally went on a mini rampage. Proto Man is easily the second strongest character without the aid of tech, guess who’s first. Mega Man has defeated Proto Man many times, even hand to hand. Mega Man even managed to evade Proto Man while nerfed so he should be pretty even if not upscale.


LOTOS

Lotos is a magic genie found by Dr. Wily who took over the city instantly when discovered. Mega Man did beat him and was able to dodge and take some hits from Lotos so scaling should be reasonable.


MEGA MAN X (DEBATABLE)

Alright! Calm down! If you know your Mega Man lore at the surface, scaling Mega Man to X is extremely questionable, after all Mega Man couldn’t even hurt Vile and was getting overwhelmed by basic shots. For all reasons we shouldn’t scale Mega Man to any X era character in the slightest. HOWEVER, Mega Man did have a cool crossover with a strangely violent X (I thought he was a bigger pacifist then even Classic) and they teamed up to stop Vile. Now Mega Man was able to react to Vile’s blasts and while he couldn’t hurt Vile he was able to trade blows even if he was definitely overpowered. Also with the meteorite Mega Man has shown similar invulnerability to the normal weight class of the Classic era so using that we could downscale Classic to X. Doesn’t really matter. I just wanted to mention that this is one of the only times Classic and X have ever interacted and it was easily the coolest part of the show.

  • Blitzed a laser [9:59] (Blitzing usually requires 10x the speed of the attack) See Later


VILE (DEBATABLE)

I don’t need to do much explaining since you hopefully read the paragraph salad that was X’s explanation.


WEAKNESSES

PAC-MAN

As you can tell he isn’t perfect. He is clumsy, often tripping and can be a bit of a incompetent oaf when it comes to his family who can toss him around and when it doesn’t come to his family he can be quick to anger. He also lacks stamina without Power Pellets and often needs help when put in a corner due to this fact, he also can be scared by jump scares and bears so no FNAF for this guy. Finally his Super Pac Form has a time limit. Also the last episode was really racist for some reason.


He’s also a creep [8:15]


MARIO


Mario’s Power-Ups aren’t permanent and can be taken away due to a strong enough blunt force or an unspecified amount of time. Mario has also shown to have limited stamina due to his poor diet choices of nothing but pasta and usually requires more to regain stamina, his cleaning skills could also be worked on. He’s also extremely weak to sneeze potions.


His brother might be a Minecraft Youtuber… [5:48-6:36]


SONIC

Sonic has a habit of getting caught off guard and while he is great at tricking idiots when it comes to more competent enemies he tends to be out of his element and has to adjust into another fighting style then dupe, taunt, hit, and run. Speaking of running he needs to run in order to be effective in combat and without his shoes he can’t run properly without burning his feet. Also he is incredibly horny and has been manipulated with this fact. Finally he has a bit of an ego thanks to his cool 90s kid attitude so he can be manipulated with this fact.


MEGA MAN

Sexist… [3:22]


Ok, memes aside his real weaknesses besides old cartoon nonsense is that he has limited ammunition on all of his blasts even the basic one, and when he runs out he will slowly power down. Also since he’s a robot he is vulnerable to hacking as Dr. Wily has taken advantage of this fact multiple times and is vulnerable to electric attacks due to it disrupting his circuits. Finally he rarely has solved conflicts on his own and is often used to fighting with Roll and Dr. Lights aid.


BEFORE WE END THINGS!

PAC-MAN

IS PAC-LAND CANON?

Alright to start out shouldn’t Pac-Man not receive any Pac-Land feats since this is primarily the cartoon version and not the game version? It is a bit of a can of worms but while it wouldn’t probably matter too much I think that it should be considered. 


The main thing that can imply this to be canon is the fact that this game was heavily inspired by the show. In some versions of the game the characters are made to reflect their television counterparts, even adding Chomp Chomp, Sour Puss, and other tv show exclusive characters. Another piece of evidence is that the game plays the main theme of the show. Finally the ghosts when scared turn purple which is a tv show exclusive thing, at least unless you bring in this game which helps the connection further.


“But this game is canon to the games, it's featured in Smash Bros where game elements take priority.”


This is the biggest argument against it and at first it makes sense but ultimately it should be considered for the tv show. It ain’t the first time tv show elements have gotten into the games. The SatAM cast was featured in Sonic Spinball, Jessie and James have appeared in Pokemon Yellow and the Let’s Go games, and the bag of worms that Pokemon Masters is. It can be canon for both and there isn’t any reason to restrict this version of Pac-Man to only the show if he had other adventures outside of the show like this game or … a commercial, listen he doesn’t have much just give it to him anyway.


THE PAINTBRUSH!

Alright so in the episode “Once upon a Chomp”, the opening skit has Pac-Man painting a city into a cattle crossing area. Clearly this is a form of Reality Warping since it actually harmed the Ghosts, but how potent is it? IS IT ACHIEVING THE UNIVERSAL TV SHOW PAC-MAN DREAM!!!???

No.


The fact that the sky didn’t change shows he didn’t affect the universe or the sun so sorry he can’t beat Goku :( sorry. But what level is it then? It painted away a couple large buildings at least but it prevented the Ghosts from entering Pac-Land. So at best it is a City level feat, although it could be argued City Block-Town Level since it isn’t clear if Pac-Man painted over the entirety of Pac-Land or not.


But to be honest it’s more of a form of environmental change, an ability rather than an attack potency feat.


FTL PAC-MAN!?!?

Alright so in the episode “The Bionic Pac-Woman”, Ms Pac-Man and her hubby dodged a blast from Mezmaron using a camera device to try to restrict her. So being a camera and a laser creates a question, is Pac-Man FTL?


Reasons for Yes!

1: The source of the laser comes from a camera where light can be produced, giving the argument that since the laser comes from a camera it has to be light based.


2: The laser doesn’t really break any rules of light as it travels in a straight line, hasn’t shown problems with reflecting on mirrors, hasn’t shown weight, and travels at a consistent speed.


3: It isn’t too far off as a feat as there is a consistent amount of Sub-Relativistic to Relativistic feats to make it not too outlandish.


Reasons for No!

1: The other laser shown in the series in the episode “Computer Packy”, we see Pac-Man dodge another laser, HOWEVER it hits a mirror and rather than reflecting it is shown to just knock it down, violating a rule of light. This could be used to compare to the other laser and say it is similar.


2: The laser’s purpose is to put the Pac’s in the camera roll which adds an unnatural factor to light, there is an argument for magic but another argument could be made that it would have to pull the target in with force which breaks the rule of light having weight.


3: There are jagged lines as an effect surrounding the laser which could be argued that it isn’t truly moving straight although this is a stretch.


Overall there are points you can make for either and you can easily debunk any of these points, ultimately I think it is valid enough but I get the argument on both sides so consider FTL TAS Pac-Man probable rather than certain. It will be used for this debate but I get it if you don’t like it.


DOES PAC-MAN SCALE TO THE MACHINES, AND IS IT VALID?

Finally lets deal with what will probably be the trickiest interpretation to make. Alright the thing buffing Pac-Man’s power from Town-City all the way to Island is the Rocket feat along with the City block to potential Small Town earthquake which both required technology. So let's address why Pac-Man should scale to this level.


While it may be hard to believe Pac-Man should scale since he doesn’t physically react to the full force of either impact it makes more sense once you bring in the narrative. The point of the series (besides money by capitalizing on a popular ip) is that Pac-Man’s goal is to protect the Power Pellet forest from Mezmuro since he needs its power to take over Pac-Land. So if he could create machines stronger than the Power Pellets then why wouldn’t he use it instead. It narratively makes sense that Pac-Man with Power Pellet power should upscale.


One more valid question comes specifically from the rocket, specifically is it an outlier? Maybe? It is a big Thousands to possibly Millions of times increase from the other feats so while a valid feat normally when put in with the others it could be an outlier. I’ll leave it up to you to decide.


ALSO WTF


MARIO

LIVE ACTION VS ANIMATED SEGMENTS

Credit: Alan Siegal, I think?


So a question some people might ask is the Live Action Mario the same as the Animated Mario? The answer is yes. Let’s go over and debunk the reasons they are “seperate” characters.


1: Animation ≠ Live Action! - This is stupid, I mean I get it but it’s stupid. Yeah the mediums of storytelling are different but that doesn’t mean they aren’t the same, it’s just a different look. Is Mario in the NES a different character than today because they don’t use the same sprites and designs? No, so we shouldn’t treat this any different.


2: Proof? - Ok the real meat and potatoes, is there proof that they are the same? Not really but there is a connection you could easily make. The Live Action segments are Mario and Luigi’s life before they entered the Mushroom Kingdom, and in Mario 3 there are several episodes where they travel to the Real World so the location differences do have an explanation. Also we would be taking away a part of this character's history if we simply ignored it.


3: Does it matter? It doesn’t do anything useful in a vs sense? - You hate fun don’t you.


CROSSOVER SCALING?

First of all, the fact that Mario has crossed over with Inspector Gadget and Elvira is really cool.


Now let's get into what is probably a question you might’ve asked, should Mario scale to Inspector Gadget and Elvira? The answer is no. Now you might think “yeah makes sense, crossover scaling usually isn’t reasonable,” or something I can’t legally say but crossover scaling isn’t the problem. If it’s canon to both series and doesn’t contradict either franchise it’s 100% okay!


The thing that doesn’t allow us to scale Mario to these two is that he never interacts with them physically. He never hurts them, gets hit by them, keeps up with them, or is just stated to be comparable to them. 


Just because Mario has met these guys doesn’t mean scaling is justified, so yeah no scaling. Someone should 100% do vs blogs on these two though, they too have a fun history and a variety of abilities that would be fun to analyze. Anyway, back to Mario.


MARIO PARTING THE SEA

So in “The Ten Koopamandments” Mario parts the Red Sea, pretty simple feat right? But there are some contexts that make the scaling possible but in a specific way.


Mario didn’t physically perform the feat, he used a magic staff he stole from Koopa. So you might dismiss the feat since it required a magic staff that while included in this fight might be non standard, but there is no reason that the Magic Scepter shouldn’t be weaker. So yeah regardless Mario should have access to this in Attack Potency.


However there is a catch, Mario never has shown any physical scaling to magic since it usually transmutates him. 


So Mario doesn’t physically scale to the parting of the red sea, so no physical strength or durability buffs.


Before you ask, no Koopa having the water collapse on him doesn't justify it as it collapsed on him much slower and was way less intense and he wasn’t too deep in the sea meaning he only got hit by a fraction of it.


IS THE SPACE FEAT AN OUTLIER?

So the feat itself is legit, and it isn’t an outlier for strength as there are multiple feats supporting Mario being that strong. But is it invalid for speed?


Honestly I could go either way on it. On the one hand it would invalidate a consistent feat for strength so if it counts for strength then speed should be counted as well. On the other hand it is a huge outlier for speed.


The feat is weird but I get why you would or wouldn’t include it. For the sake of both sides both arguments will be factored in the result.


THE DEATH, KOOPA?

Gif: Oleggator


So in “Star Koopa” Koopa made an obvious Death Star knockoff in a Star Wars parody episode. The Koopa Star as it will be called would’ve covered the planet in egg yolk. That is blatantly a planet level feat … so here’s the part where the fun police has to come here.


Unfortunately Mario has no method of scaling to scale to this super weapon. You might suggest that Mario was able to destroy that super weapon so his vehicles should scale, sadly this is invalid since Mario destroyed the specific weak spot, it’d be like scaling Lando to the Death Star. (It would be funny though.)


So yeah, unfortunately Lou Albano can’t nuke the planet.


LET’S ADDRESS THE SUN SHAPED ELEPHANT

Okay let’s get this out of the way, NO Mario doesn’t scale to the Angry Sun. The Angry Sun only appeared in one episode where he never physically interacted with the bros and the bros got rid of him because he is stupid and thought they were different people when they were tanooki’s. End of story.


SONIC

AOSTH vs SATAM?

Okay considering how weird this is due to DIC’s weird schedules I suppose I should explain why any SatAM material isn’t being used and that AOSTH is the version being used. Aren’t they the same dude?


AOSTH Sonic and SatAM Sonic are two entirely different people. I know it is weird since they look extremely similar, Jaleel White voices both versions, and both cartoons even came out at the same time. Luckily there is this nifty chart that can describe the differences!

Meme Credit: SeaSaltArt


Ok jokes aside let’s explain properly (even if this chart hilariously helps describe the difference between the two)


1: Character - SatAM Sonic is a bit more serious typically relying on his smarts and his team to fight Robotnik meanwhile AOSTH Sonic uses any kind of cartoon bullshit he can. SatAM Sonic also has varying luck with the ladies while AOSTH Sonic can pick them up like ingredients for his Chili Dogs. Finally SatAM Sonic is constantly fighting to uphold freedom while AOSTH Sonic is fighting to keep it peaceful which can lead into my next point.


2: World - SatAM Sonic lives in a post-apocalyptic world where Robotnik has already run and turned the cities into ruins meanwhile AOSTH Sonic’s world remains unclaimed. Also look at the color, the setting of SatAM is polluted signifying the poor state that Robotnik has left on the world while AOSTH’s world is abstract and weirder. Finally the laws of physics are much stranger, while super speed rodents and cyborgs certainly don’t exist in our world (yet) SatAM runs for the most part under real world physics while AOSTH runs under Looney Tunes logic with Toon Force being a thing in AOSTH and not SatAM.


3: Robotnik - The final and biggest reason why these two aren’t the same is the difference between Robtonik. Basically SatAM has the most scary, intimidating, and successful Robotnik meanwhile AOSTH’s Robotnik is the most goofy, flamboyant, and overall jobber version there is. Both are great versions of Robotnik but they are no way the same person. Even their lackeys are different and the styles of Robots they make, it just doesn’t add up.


Ok so why is AOSTH the version being picked for this fight and not SatAM


1: The other three shows are more light hearted while SatAM tackles themes the other three wouldn’t dream of discussing. AOSTH is a more goofy and cartoony show which matches the tone of the other shows better.


2: AOSTH is simply the stronger and more haxed out version of the character so why not go with that. The first reason is the main one but the second should be a justification for vs debaters, unless you really want to see one of the other three win and think I’m being biased here by picking the stronger Sonic :(


Ultimately SatAM is a great show and this version of Sonic definitely deserves a match worth doing but today’s not the day for that. Until then stick for some Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog instead!


ARCHIE SONIC SCALING?!?

No


I don’t care AOSTH Sonic was in a pin up page for Archie Sonic, he never interacted with any character in the Archie comics.


I don’t care that the first issue looked like AOSTH, it also looked like SatAM… No!


Do you guys realize having a character that is below Multi+ jump to High Complex Multi to potentially even higher with a single HYPOTHETICAL panel is absurd.


I don’t care how funny it would be, NO!


STAR BUSTING!?!?

Alright so there are various potential star level feats in AOSTH but they are a little shaky, so let’s go through them and determine the validity of each one.


1: Sonic pulling down the sun - So this one can be soft debunked for two reasons.


#1: The size of the sun is much smaller and there is never a good showing of what the Sun looks like in space, not to mention Sonic didn’t stretch out his limbs he just jumped and grabbed it implying that the Sun was already close and the fact that the sun was very friendly implied the star didn’t have any resistance so Sonic could be only pulling the weight.


#2: The GBE of the Sun is just not involved here so it can’t be comparable to the real sun since there isn’t any effect to the gravity and it barely has any impact with the heat on the planet as it didn’t immediately engulf the atmosphere in flames.


So at most you can calc it to Small Planet as seen in Strength. At worst though you can get him to Wall as also seen in Strength.


2: The Darkinator - So the Darkinator feat is for the most part legit as it did blow the sun away but ignoring how the sun functions from the previous point there is a problem. How does Sonic scale to this?


The Darkinator didn’t interact with Sonic so there is no indication that Sonic should scale to it. Yes A Darkinator is a part of Sonic’s arsenal, however it clearly isn’t the same one as it has different effects and the original Darkinator that Sonic has didn't show any wind power so it shouldn’t be used to compare to Robotnik’s.


So yeah while the feat might be legit the scaling isn’t.


3: The Warp of Confusion’s destruction - Robotnik survives the destruction of the Warp of Confusion which contains several stars as seen in the background. Pretty sound right? Well…


The thing about that is two things.


#1: We don’t know if the starry background is just some kind of effect since nobody interacts or mentions the stars so we don’t even know for certain if they are stars.


#2: Bullshit that Robotnik survived the destruction of the Warp of Confusion, it’s still there! Yes the gateway was destroyed and the next time we see Robotnik he was injured but alive in a field with no stars but the point still stands that the dimension is still intact.


Overall it isn’t likely that the star level feats are viable but more power to you if you buy them. Consider them the highest end you can give, reasonably cause next up we have…


THE BIG BANG FEAT?

In the episode Prehistoric Sonic, Supreme God Robotnik sent Sonic and Tails to the Big Bang. Now some people might use this to buff Sonic to Universal but there is pieces of evidence that debunk Uni AOSTH.


Robotnik SENT Sonic and Tails to the Big Bang, NOT create the Big Bang. Now the argument to support Robotnik creating it is that the Big Bang created everything and there were objects in the middle of space which doesn’t make sense since nothing existed before the Big Bang, not to mention the Big Bang came out of a stick of dynamite meaning Robotnik had to create it. While a decent argument, the stick of dynamite can just be explained with “it’s a cartoon, they wouldn’t go with the actual scientific explanation and the stick of dynamite is a symbol for danger.” Now the platform is a little harder to explain but it can be simplified by having something for Sonic and Tails to be on instead of him floating. 


Also we never see Robotnik visually create anything and there are some potential time travel issues if Robotnik did create the universe, (although the time travel issue is the lesser of everything here since time travel is interpretive), but there is a bigger issue. 


It would be a huge outlier since this type of feat is never replicated and Sonic jumping so high in stats would be weird. So yeah Universal Sonic within the AOSTH series is not valid.


IMMEASURABLE BOOTS AND SKATEBOARD?

So in the time travel quadrilogy Sonic either wears the Relatively Boots or uses the Time Warp Boogie Board to time travel. Now while the creator mentions that this takes lightspeed to accomplish, it would actually take immeasurable speed to travel through time. So is the feat valid? Ehhh, kinda?!


So in terms of Travel Speed 100% Sonic has kept up with the Relatively Boots so he is moving at the speeds required.


In terms of Reaction Speed, no. Sonic has never reacted while in the midst of time travel and while he has reacted to the speeds of the Time Warp Boogie Board, never at full speeds aka not Immeasurable speeds.


So yeah this is a Travel Speed and Hax feat, not a Reaction Speed feat.


WHERE’S THE ZONE FEATS?

Is there another universal feat for AOSTH? Oh are you guys talking about the zones, eh I guess I can briefly mention them.


So there are a couple more feats involving zones, particularly the Chaos Emeralds fusing two dimensions and traveling throughout an entire special stage in seconds but these feats aren’t as impressive as you think. Why? Size!


While some zones are described as alternate universes there is no evidence that suggests that it is comparable to ours, just because it is called a universe doesn’t mean it is as big as ours. Also not all special zones are given this statement so which ones are universes and which ones aren’t? It's too vague to make a safe call, and since it would be a massive outlier it won’t be used for this debate.


MEGA MAN

LASER DODGING FEATS

Meme Credit: araiki


Okay so the most consistent feat in the Mega Man series is dodging lasers as it is very consistent. Now does this grant FTL scaling?


No.


So lasers aren’t always lightspeed, there are specific rules needed for lasers to be lightspeed. Such rules include traveling in a straight line, traveling at a consistent speed, needing to come from a reliable source, and reflecting on mirrors. Now most of these are pretty consistent rules Mega Man lasers follow, the last one is inconsistent but for the sake of argument let's say it does. The rule it breaks is the rule of weight, it can’t have any weight or cause any type of collision that would require weight. Basically giant explosions, impacts, and sending people flying are against the laws of lightspeed lasers. Now what were half the feats of strength now?


Finally! THE LASERS ARE STATED TO BE PLASMA. Thus not lightspeed.


But how fast is Plasma?

Here

Mach 145.77


That’s vaguely where the dodging feats should be since they obviously don’t move faster than the blasts. For a highball, multiply it by 10 for that one time X blitzed it.


LE QUAKES

In episode 4 “The Big Shake” Dr. Wily states that he can create an earthquake that’ll flatten cities with his drill machine. Now the math of 15.08 Gigatons of Tnt makes sense, after all we visually see the city in ruins with weaker earthquakes. 


Now does Mega Man scale to this? The answer is a… most likely yeah! Wily’s machine needs to be able to take the force of what it delivers, otherwise it would implode in itself and Mega Man is able to damage the machine when the earthquakes don’t so scaling should be reasonable.


But is it an outlier? Maybe, while it is a big jump from Mega Man’s consistent City level feats, it's not as big of a jump as what's next…


MOON LEVEL?!?

Before we start we have a rare Moon feat that is actually around Moon level instead of Planet Level for once. Can we appreciate that?


…


Alright, let's get down to business.


In episode 21 “The Day the Moon Fell” Dr. Wily used a device he took from Dr. Wily years ago to power up a machine to pull the moon out of orbit. Now the feat itself is legit, Dr. Wily very blatantly did it in a short timeframe. Now the machine should scale to this as it, again, doesn’t implode in on itself.


Does Mega Man scale? Ehh, maybe, probably not!? The thing is that firstly Dr. Wily needed the special device in order to do it. Secondly Mega Man never physically interacted with the machine so scaling to a feat that is an entire 7 tiers higher than the second best feat is questionable. It’s not impossible to scale it too but it at best should be considered the verses absolute peak and a “Godly End” if you will.


An argument for it could be that Dr. Light stated that Mega Man was his greatest creation. There are two reasons that this simply isn’t a justifiable reason. First of all, Dr. Light didn’t know the device worked since he thought it was stolen by a random person, not knowing Dr. Wily took it so he would’ve had no idea it worked and likely didn’t factor that in. Second of all, just because he said it was his greatest doesn’t mean he is the strongest, Mega Man is the most heroic character in the series and has succeeded throughout every obstacle, this doesn’t exactly equate power and is more symbolic of his status as the protector of the world.


Also it's a huge outlier lmao. Kinda like Scott Pilgrim’s Moon Feat.


FIGHT SCRIPT

Okay I know some people like to read before the verdict and some like to read after the verdict so what I’m going to do is just do both, do it how you will.

Enjoy!


BEFORE WE SHOW THE RESULTS

As you can probably tell there is a lot of overlap with these characters abilities and arsenals so lets do a lightning round of all of them.


All 4 Have: Ways to heal themselves (Although, Sonic’ regenerating from liquid > Mario living through being flattened and getting unflattened by a power up > Pac-Man requiring a power up > Mega Man needing an energy can which is only debatable healing), Flight, Disguises, and basic cars.


Pac-Man, Mario, and Sonic share: Toon Force, 4th Wall Breaking


Pac-Man, Mario, and Mega Man share: Nothing lmao


Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man share: Acrobatics, Fire Manipulation (Mario and Mega Man > Sonic)


Pac-Man, Sonic, and Mega Man share: Ignoring gravity, Time Travel (Sonic > Mega Man > Pac-Man), Invisibility


Pac-Man and Mario share: Size Manipulation (Mario > Pac-Man), Genies (Pac-Man > Mario), TV Manipulation, Hot Air Balloons, Spaceships


Mario and Sonic share: Cloning (Sonic > Mario)


Sonic and Mega Man share: Tornado Creation, Drilling, Freeze Beam, Guns ig if you classify the Mega Buster as a gun (Mega Man > Sonic)


Pac-Man and Sonic share: Enhanced Senses, Hammerspace, Balloons, Instant Cactus’, Non Physical Interaction


Pac-Man and Mega Man share: Weird looking skeleton


Mario and Mega Man share: Bombs, Electricity (Mega Man > Mario)


Alright lets get to the result.


GET READY!

Well, here we are, the end of a journey! Now let's either explain the result you saw in the fight or show how this fight would play out. Who’ll win? Who’ll get first? Who’ll place last? Why do I smell smoke in my house? … ok ignore the last one. Let’s see…


Who


Would


WIN!


RESULTS


So let's show the results!


In 4th place we, have


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4TH: MARIO!

Yeah, this probably was surprising to a lot of people before reading this blog, honestly I thought Mario would’ve got 2nd to even possibly 1st! But after analyzing all of the Super Show and the others, Mario simply didn’t have what it took to get the flagpole at the end. Let’s explain by going over all of the possibilities.


Mario vs Pac-Man

Now this fight can seem closer depending on what you give them. Mario’s strength is pretty consistent as it is, 223.75 Kilotons of Tnt in base and 520 Kilotons of Tnt with the aid of power-ups! Pac-Man can either be pretty close with his strength at 358.66 Kilotons of Tnt which would render strength useless as the gap would be too small, or you could have Pac-Man scale to the Ghosts rocket which would put Pac-Man at 16.21 Gigatons of Tnt which would be a 31,000 times difference. The rocket feat would be so strong compared to Mario that Mario would be oneshotted if he got chomped once! Even with the magic staff Mario would still be at a near 19 times strength disadvantage. Now strength isn’t everything as Mario does have transmutation with his Scepter meaning Pac-Man will need more than raw power to win, especially since if you don’t give Pac-Man the rocket feat he would be fighting a near physical equal who has an option to oneshot him. Luckily for the Pacster there are more reasons for his victory.


While Mario does have a huge variety of items and forms to use, most of them only add an ability Pac-Man either has or can easily get around by. The Light Plumber is useful but it would be a bad idea since Mario would have to get up close. His magic staff does have the overall best AOE but Pac-Man in his Super Pac form could simply fly away from the attack. Now ironically due to Pac-Man’s love of food there is a small chance Pac-Man could eat it and fall in love with Mario but that does require Pac-Man eating the food which could be off his mind since he would be focused on a fight. Mario’s only option that Pac-Man would have to look out for is Mario’s Scepter as its time reversal and transmutation would be instant win moves for Mario if it hits. IF it hits that is.


While Mario has the tools to get the job done he doesn’t have the speed. Even giving him the high end for the dinosaur toss feat he would be 745.7 times slower and without the dinosaur toss he would be way more than 371,000 times slower! That is such a large speed gap that any wincon Pac-Man has he would easily pull off before Mario could move! 


Even if Pac-Man was way weaker he still has the arsenal needed to take Mario out. Pac-Man’s invisibility would allow him to get off any attack needed to win even if he didn’t have the speed advantage, Pac-Man’s genie is better than any of Mario’s wishing options since the genie has way less limitations, and the Sneezy Wheezy powder would end the fight instantly since when Mario took in a similar effect with itching (which included sneezing) he was down for the count.


Mario vs Sonic

While an extremely close fight in the games, these cartoons beg to differ. Sonic simply takes the stat trinity by a landslide. Sonic obviously takes speed as the poor plumber’s highest end is surpassed by Santa who’s travel around the world would be at worst 18 times faster and Sonic is canonically so much faster that Santa believed that Sonic was a better fit for being Santa. And even ignoring the sun pull, Sonic’s kinetic energy would be 375.9 Megatons of Tnt, far surpassing Mario’s 520 Kilotons of Tnt! Even using their Sun's to make it clear who is stronger, Sonic managed to pull his Sun down while Mario barely interacted with his Sun and only got away since the Angry Sun is an idiot.


Even when looking at their arsenals, while Mario had many useful options Sonic just countered most of Mario’s. While Mario had ways to electrocute Sonic to a pulp he wouldn’t pull it off if he couldn’t see when Sonic uses the Darkinator. Mario could use the magic staff to flood the arena and drown Sonic but Sonic had the speed needed to use the Freeze Banger to turn Mario into a solid ice cube before he could pull it off. Mario’s magic apple could make Sonic fall in love with him but Sonic could make a tornado to fling it away. While Mario’s Magic Scepter has transmutation, so does Sonic with the De-Atomizer which doubles in cloning which is far superior than Mario’s mini clones. Sonic’s regeneration surpasses Mario’s as Sonic doesn’t need outside items to complete the process. Lastly, Sonic’s Hoot-N-Toot Garlic can shut down the Super Sushi. 


To his credit, Mario does have better fire manipulation, his Tanooki and Caped form could counter the Gravity Stopper as Tails was still able to move by flying, and finally if he could get ahold of Sonic he could end the fight instantly by chucking him into space. But these are small advantages compared to Sonic. Finally while Mario is the better fighter it doesn’t really matter when you're fighting a guy that moves SO MUCH more faster than you.


Mario vs Mega Man

As you can probably tell by now this fight isn’t looking so good for Mario. Now since Mega Man is very consistently put in the City level ranges it doesn’t really matter if you buy Island level Mega Man since no matter what he will be stronger. (Unless you buy Planetary-Star level Dic Mario but no shut up.) Now Mario does have a chance since there is an end where you could buy him faster, so Mario could just toss Mega Man into space. Unfortunately that wouldn’t be enough for the following reasons:


  1. Mega Man can survive in space very easily and just summon Rush to bring him back to earth.

  2. Even without Rush, Mega Man’s jetpack would be more than enough to make it back to earth.

  3. That would require him getting up close with Mega Man which would be a bad idea since he is at a strength disadvantage.

  4. Mega Man almost has nothing but ranged attacks so getting up close with him would be a challenge.

  5. Mario would only be faster using his absolute highest speed end, without it he would be slower.


Now what's the point of BFR when you have transmutation? Ignoring the fact that Mario would only have a chance of hitting if you give him the high end for the dinosaur toss, there is another problem. Probability! Mario wouldn't bring out the magic Scepter as his first resort, meanwhile Mega Man is more likely to land a hit given that even with speed out of the window he has a bunch of homing attacks and his Rain Flush has excellent AOE, all of this would tire out Mario and once contact is made Mario would likely be down for the count.


Now Mario is the better hand to hand fighter but he isn’t as good of a strategist, Mega Man is a more traditional combatant meanwhile Mario’s Plumb-Fu has only been used once. Mario does have the Light Plumber which would likely one shot Mega Man given the latter's weakness to electricity but that would require a close and personal hit, and since Mega Man is a zoner Mario would be out of his comfort zone, Mario would have to fight on Mega Man’s terms.


CONCLUSION

While Mario’s items are useful and can turn the tide of the fight, his lack of physical stats compared to the other 3 is his downfall. Maybe Luigi was right about Mario needing to go on a diet. Ah well I guess in this fight you shouldn’t be hooked on this Mario Brother. Now who will join Mario shortly after?


In 3rd place, we have


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3RD: MEGA MAN!

Yep, while Mega Man was the most combat centric character in this battle royale, it could only save him for so long. While he does triumph over Mario, Pac-Man and Sonic won’t be so easy. Let’s explain why Mega Man won’t get equipped with 3 wins but only 1.


Pac-Man vs Mega Man

As you saw in Feats, Mega Man and Pac-Man are pretty close in strength with both of them reaching Island levels of power. While this would make Pac-Man winning much easier, for a challenge lets explain why even without those Island level ends or only giving them to Mega Man would still end with Pac-Man as the winner!


Once these conditions are applied, this fight becomes a strength vs speed debate. Even without the Island level earthquake, Lotos’ storm and Toad Man’s Rain Flush would equate to 7.79 Megatons of Tnt which is 21.7 times stronger than Pac-Man chomping the beanstalk, and considering that Mega Man took a city level laser and has a similar power up to Super Pac with the Meteorite, Pac-Man would struggle to make a dent while Mega Man would need one good shot to win. However getting that hit would be tricky as Pac-Man is way faster. When looking at their laser dodging feats, Pac-Man is 1.99 times faster than light while Mega Man is only 0.17% the speed of light. Even removing Pac-Man from his laser dodging scaling, Super Pac’s best ball toss would be 18.2% the speed of light, 109 times faster!


Now this already is favouring Pac-Man as his gap is so wide Mega Man wouldn’t likely ever hit him meanwhile it would be possible for Pac-Man to chip damage Mega Man enough to take him out. But even if Pac-Man couldn’t hurt Mega Man he still has many options to take out the super fighting robot.


While most of Pac-Man’s arsenal wouldn’t be too effective against Mega Man, he does have a couple of options that could turn the tides of the fight. Pac-Man’s genie bottle would allow Pac-Man the ability to hurt Mega Man as he could wish for a weapon to whack him with thus the genie would make a weapon that could hurt Mega Man. Even if it’s too obvious and would take too long, Pac-Man could use his invisibility to get away from Mega Man. Yes, Mega Man also uses invisibility but Pac-Man could use his invisibility to strategize making it useful.


Finally, Pac-Man could just outlast Mega Man. Mega Man’s energy is limited and he does need to watch out for that, it’s likely that he could run out of power and be defenseless. Now Mega Man can call Eddie to give him some Energy Cans but Pac-Man could intercept him with his hole to BFR Eddie or just destroy him since Eddie has no evidence to scale to Mega Man. And once you give both their Island level feats all of Pac-Man’s advantages stay while Mega Man just has a skill advantage which would be quite useless here.


Sonic vs Mega Man

I mean come on, Sonic destroys robots all the time, what makes this so different? Ok but in all seriousness Mega Man does have his advantages that could give him the win under some specific scenarios. He overall is the better fighter and is a little less rash than Sonic, can use his homing attacks to wear down the hedgehog, or can use the Rain Flush to distract Sonic as he would have to focus on that, and if he managed to catch Sonic in his electric net it would be over. Probably Mega Man’s biggest advantage would be his copy chip! When fighting Mario and Pac-Man it would be useless but against Sonic who has inventions from H.D.S.V.A.D.L and Mega Man would gain many haxes that would end the fight right then and there.


However Mega Man would have to be able to fight Sonic to get access to the H.D.S.V.A.D.L and that is easier said than done. While Mega Man is strong enough to scale to Dr. Wily’s earthquakes which could output 15.08 Gigatons of Tnt, Sonic surpasses this by pulling down the sun which can get to 229 Gigatons of Tnt and if you want to get extreme 21 Zettatons of Tnt! Mega Man is fast enough to blitz lasers which would generously get him to Mach 1457.7, but Sonic is able to reflect lasers at 25% the speed of light.


Mega Man is at a huge stat disadvantage meanwhile Sonic has his own advantage exclusive to Mega Man, hacking! While Mega Man might be a slightly better strategist he definitely isn’t as smart as Sonic who could mess with similarly complex machines and robots to Mega Man. With his far greater speed there is a decent chance Sonic could hack Mega Man, or just hit him hard enough to crumble into pieces… that works too.


CONCLUSION

While Mega Man is the best fighter here and had some useful ranged options with tons of AOE, Mega Man’s speed wasn’t good enough to pull it off efficiently enough. Not to mention that Mega Man is easily the most grounded here so it does make sense that eventually one of the 3’s cartoony nonsense would get him. Hopefully Dr. Light works on Mega Man’s speed processors but until then his circuits will remain sizzled. Now let's move on to Pac-Man vs Sonic!


FINAL ROUND

Alright Pac-Man vs Sonic, if you didn’t read the script I guess you can place your REAL final bets!

Let’s go through every category to determine our winner…


ABILITIES

Pac-Man doesn’t have zero options to fight with but he ultimately is getting overwhelmed here. Both Pac-Man and Sonic share Toon Force, forms of Flight, Breaking the 4th Wall, Ignoring Gravity, Enhance Senses, and Hammerspace. When purely looking at abilities that Pac-Man exclusively has over Sonic he really only has one combat usable option that isn’t something like wall crawling, that being BFR. If Pac-Man used his Pac Rabbit in the Hat trick he could shove Sonic in a hat and Sonic would be transported to who knows where, ending the fight. There are 3 problems with this however.


  1. Since Pac-Man is the shortest one here he’ll have to put more effort into shoving the very large combatants into a small hat. While it's not impossible since Sonic can squash and stretch, it will be more tricky.

  2. Sonic’s travel speed is great enough that he would get away from Pac-Man since it requires physical contact.

  3. Pac-Man has never used this in combat before so it’s unlikely for Pac-Man to use it here.


As for Sonic he has the better set of abilities compared to Pac-Man, his Spin Dash is a more useful attack then Pac-Man’s chomp as it has more defensive value and helps accelerate Sonic’s speed, Sonic can extend his limbs to get some long distance hits in if he needs, he can create tornadoes to manipulate the battlefield in his favour, drill underground to make a trap, use his super speed to get away from Pac-Man and steal some of his equipment, and most useful his regeneration is natural and can heal him from a puddle. Sonic has way more natural options going for him than Pac-Man.


WEAPONS/ITEMS

Both Sonic and Pac-Man have a wide variety of tools to work with. Both of them have Disguises, ways to Time Travel (albeit Sonic’s methods are superior as they are more simple to execute), ways to turn invisible, harmful Balloons, and ways to grow giant cactus’ instantly. What about the items that don’t overlap?


Pac-Man of course has his Power Pellets where he might gain invincibility but more concretely will receive immunity to mind control making him immune to Sonic’s disguises and an immunity to fire. Pac-Man has quick getaway options with his paint and his hole and while Sonic could follow Pac-Man could simply remove it to act as a trap of sorts. Speaking of paint, Pac-Man could change the environment to suit him and make it more dangerous for Sonic. He could use his Pac Termite to eat some of Sonic’s equipment. Pac-Man does have nets, albeit it would be temporary as Sonic would easily break out but it could serve as a useful distraction regardless. He has a genie bottle to wish for anything he would need to beat Sonic or get past any advantages Sonic would have. Finally his Sneezy Wheezy Powder isn’t as useful on Sonic as Mario but could still work for a moment to get an opening.


Sonic on the other hand has some big Dynamite with a huge explosive distance. He has a slingshot to redirect Pac-Man away. He has the Darkinator to blind Pac-Man and Sonic can use his Infrared Goggles to see him. His Freeze Banger could turn Pac-Man into a popsicle. The De-Atomizer can either turn Pac-Man to tiny atoms and be stored in the machine or Sonic could make clones of himself. Sonic’s Hoot-N-Toot Garlic counters Pac-Man’s pump. Finally, Sonic’s Blue Gem could counter Pac-Man’s invincibility if he does have it.


Both Pac-Man and Sonic have very useful weapons to take out the other but both have weaknesses with their most useful options. Pac-Man’s genie bottle can be stolen or destroyed since Pac-Man needs to make the wish, also if it is stolen then Sonic can make wishes and with his higher IQ he should be able to make better wishes. Meanwhile Sonic’s machines need to be set up, giving Pac-Man an opportunity to escape or destroy the machines. This category is very vague to determine a “winner” since both have useful options so lets call it a tie.


VEHICLES

While not the most useful category it should probably be gone over. While both do share basic cars, Pac-Man for the most part has the advantage.


While Sonic can fly with his Hanglider and his Hover Hanglider, Pac-Man can fly with his Yellow Barron, Pac-Rocket, and Chomper Chopper but it has actual offensive options that would be useful in a fight such as shooting pellets or chomping. The only useful vehicle Sonic has is his Super All-Terrain Vehicle which has a giant magnet that could allow Sonic to take Pac-Man’s vehicles, although since Pac-Man’s Chomper Chopper can… well chomp it might not be the best idea with that one. Due to having superior offensive capabilities, Pac-Man will have the advantage in terms of vehicles.


SUPPORT & FORMS

This category is the easiest one to uncover because Sonic has none lmao. Pac-Man at least has the support of the Power Pellet Security Force since he is the chief, this gives Pac-Man access to security guards, tanks, and airplanes which gives Pac-Man the numbers advantage over Sonic even if he uses his clones. Now Sonic does have the advantage in that his clones are more independent and closer to stats to him but they require Sonic using the De-Atomizer meanwhile Pac-Man has much easier access to the Security Force. Pac-Man also has actual forms to go over as while his Power Pellet form is a simple strength buff, Pac-Man’s Super Pac form gives him wind breath and laser vision which can give him a leg up in abilities and counter Sonic’s tornados.


MENTALITY

But what is the use of an arsenal and abilities if you aren’t skilled enough to use them properly. Both Sonic and Pac-Man aren’t dumb bricks despite having little advantages in the skillset comparison part of the blog earlier.


Pac-Man is an expert when it comes to tricking idiotic ghosts, often knowing what they are going to do before they perform any action. He knows how to work any type of equipment including complex machines such as space shuttles, factory equipment, and abandoned trains. Makes sense since Pac-Man has undergone training from the Power Pellet Security Force, excelling so well that he was deemed skilled enough to be the chief despite his clumsiness.


Sonic is often battling Robotnik who is a technological genius (despite making Scratch and Grounder) so naturally he is very competent. Sonic has also shown to be an expert in tricking idiots. He is able to build complex machines with only basic instructions and uses his speed to find all the materials he needs in seconds with no preparation! Speaking of speed Sonic has used his speed very creatively, you probably could tell by him creating tornadoes and all that. Sonic is very talented, so much in fact that he is the greatest hero in all of Mobius which includes experienced superheroes, martial art masters, army veterans, and other Freedom Fighters.


When it comes to training, Pac-Man’s got Sonic beat as he actually has confirmed training. Pac-Man is also at least twice Sonic’s age (15-17 < 40’s) but this doesn't matter all that much since Sonic has gone on more adventures since he has 60+ episodes compared to Pac-Man’s 40+. However this is where Pac-Man’s mental advantages end. Sonic is definitely smarter given his more outlandish intelligence feats meanwhile Pac-Man has shown occasional incompetence and has resorted to anger before. Sonic definitely also has better battle intelligence as Pac-Man entirely depends on his tricking ability while Sonic has used his speed in many creative ways and manipulated the environment and generally is a little bit more cool under pressure. Finally Pac-Man’s main method of attack (his chomp) is inferior to Sonic’s spin dash as Pac-Man can’t chomp on sharp materials which… What do you think Sonic’s mohawk is for, show? Sonic’s superior intelligence, number of episodes, strategic ability, and combative choices earns him this category.


SPEED

Probably the most surprising category winner. That being there is none.


Now obviously Sonic stomps in sheer Travel Speed, Sonic should keep his reputation of moving at the speed of sound and very consistently runs fast enough to ignite fire which would require Hypersonic speeds to achieve. Still, Pac-Man does have impressive speeds being able to move as a blur which would require subsonic speeds, and Pac-Man could climb down Jack’s beanstalk which would require speeds of Mach 3.28. This is impressive but still inferior to Sonic. Now the fastest travel speed feat Pac-Man could do is in his Hot Air Balloon which could travel at 1% the speed of light, but Sonic’s fastest is being able to run at 66.84% the speed of light, far surpassing Pac-Man’s.


However, shockingly Pac-Man beats Sonic in one speed category, Reaction Speed. While it may be hard to believe when we compare their laser dodging feats Pac-Man actually has Sonic beat. Sonic was able to reflect a laser at 25% the speed of light but Pac-Man could scale to his wife reacting to a laser at nearly 2 times faster than light. While Sonic would move at nearly 70 times faster than Pac-Man, Pac-Man’s dodging speed is greater by 8 times. Even if we say Sonic can react as fast as he can run (which honestly isn’t too much of a stretch) Pac-Man would still be 3 times faster. Now lets play devil’s advocate and assume Sonic is running at lightspeed given he removed color from several objects, he would still be moving 2 times slower than Pac-Man can react in his Power Pellet Form, let alone his Super Pac form.


While it may be hard to believe Sonic doesn’t take reaction speed given his reputation, Sonic’s travel speed advantage is still a notable one so this category will be a tie.


STRENGTH & DURABILITY

For the final category, it is surprisingly anti-climatic. Don’t get me wrong, both are impressive but there is a clear winner in this final category.


Pac-Man has chomped through various materials but the most impressive feat of his chomping is him chewing through a giant beanstalk which would be worth 358.66 Kilotons of Tnt thanks to the beanstalk being unharmed by the fall. This level of power is pretty consistent given Super-Pac’s ball tossing feats. While a bit of a high end, there is a stronger feat for Pac-Man. The Ghosts ship remains unharmed from crash landing from space which would be worth 16.21 Gigatons of Tnt.


Sonic has spun through various materials like Pac-Man but how strong is his spin again? Well if for some reason you forgot his spin dash would be worth 375.9 Megatons of Tnt thanks to kinetic energy. So Sonic should be stronger than Pac-Man with lower ends, but what about higher ends? The most impressive feat Sonic has is pulling the sun, while for a variety of factors it wouldn’t be as impressive as you’d think there still is a calculation for how high this can go. The most reasonable is 229 Gigatons of Tnt which is 14 times greater, while you might say “hey this is a higher end for the feat,” keep in mind we used a high end for Pac-Man, if we used the highest end for Sonic pulling down the sun he would be placed at 21 Zettatons which is 1.29 Trillions times stronger than the rocket crash! Sonic is definitely stronger than Pac-Man!


VERDICT

Pac-Man was definitely a tougher foe than most people were probably expecting, he probably has the most under watched cartoon here which definitely gives him some of the most surprising feats here. Pac-Man also had the advantage of not being talked about in a vs sphere here, at least his cartoon version, the other 3 have been talked about with Mario and Sonic treated like Toon Force gods which definitely isn’t true. However, despite Pac-Man’s wide arsenal, impressive speed, useful vehicles and forms, he ultimately would end up at 2nd place to Sonic. Pac-Man didn’t really have a counter to being frozen or having his atoms mixed together with another object or just stored in a machine. While Pac-Man did have a way to time travel, not only is Sonic’s way easier to pull off but he would likely use it in a combat scenario as he has done so before meanwhile Pac-Man would try to avoid it. Pac-Man did have the ace in the hole that was his genie bottle but due to Pac-Man’s lack of creativity and how easy it is to steal, it's unlikely that it would be the trick that wins the day. Sonic however had the speed, strength, arsenal, intelligence, and advantages needed to win the day. Sonic’s stats are generally more impressive and while he loses reaction speed, his travel speed will make up for it. Sonic also could blind Pac-Man with the Darkinator and transmutate Pac-Man with the De-Atomizer which are items that Pac-Man had no counter to. Finally Sonic had the intelligence needed to outsmart Pac-Man. Perhaps Pac-Man needed some of Mezmaron’s tech to win the day, Pac-Man won’t be able to make it to level 256 today!


CONCLUSION

PAC-MAN

“Mmm! Those were good, but I still got the munchies-the Ghost Monster munchies!”


ADVANTAGES


  • Has the best Reaction Speed out of everyone

  • Comparable in Strength with Mega Man via High Ends

  • Comparable in Strength with Mario via Low Ends

  • Has the most versatile training

  • Overall has the best vehicles 

  • Outnumbered everyone thanks to Power Pellet Security Force 

  • Immune to Fire attacks thanks to Power Pellet’s

  • Paint and Hole is a good getaway tactic

    • Paint can change the environment to his favour

  • Immune to Mario’s Broadway Force

  • Pac Rabbit in the Hat trick could BFR everyone…

  • Pac Termite Ball could chew through some material…

  • Genie Bottle has very wishing abilities…

  • Might be invincible via Power Pellets…

  • If you think about it Arcane wouldn’t exist without this cartoons existence

  • Has a super cool Smash Bros. Lawl moveset


DISADVANTAGES


  • Weaker than Sonic regardless of End

  • Weaker than Mega Man via Low Ends

  • Probably the least intelligent (he’s not dumb though)

  • Worst Hand to Hand Combat capability

  • Vehicles are susceptible to Sonic’s magnet

  • Not immune to transmutation and freezing

  • Worst AOE and little ranged attacks

  • Pump is countered by Hoot-N-Toot Garlic

  • … but is very unlikely to use it, let alone effectively

  • … but is unable to chew through metal

  • … but the bottle can be easily stolen

  • … but it’s extremely debatable

    • And also has a time limit

  • Has the worst villains out of the 4 cartoons here

  • Not many people remember this cartoon


MARIO

“Patty cake patty cake pasta man, give me pasta power as fast as you can. PASTA POWER!”


ADVANTAGES


  • Comparable in Strength with Pac-Man via Low Ends

  • Slightly faster than Mega Man via Highest Ends

  • Overall the best combat training

  • The best hand to hand fighter

  • Most experienced due to having the most episodes

  • Has the second best Regeneration here

  • Magic Scepter can transmutate, bring inanimate objects to life, and can reverse damages

  • Light Plumber could short circuit Mega Man

  • Plumbers Snake could steal items from everyone

  • Broadway Force would work on Sonic…

  • Can wish for anything he wants…

  • Magic Staff has the best AOE…

  • Magic Apple could make Pac-Man and Sonic fall in love with Mario…

  • Super Sushi gives him the best DC…

  • Could throw everyone into space…

  • Lou Albano

  • Inspired so many memes


DISADVANTAGES


  • Weakest via Higher ends

  • Without Highest ends would be the slowest by a landslide

  • Laziest one here

  • Not immune to others transmutation

  • Most abilities are useless

  • Worst Stamina

  • Can lose Power Ups if hurt

  • Only one without invisibility

  • … but wouldn’t work on the others

  • … but requires a lot of time

    • and the Genie is a lot more antagonistic

  • … but everyone get easily get away from the attacks

  • … but isn’t likely to use it

    • and is useless towards Mega Man

  • … but Hoot-N-Toot Garlic would shut that down

  • … but Pac-Man and Mega Man would survive and make it back

    • … and Sonic is way too fast to let that happen

  • Super Mario World’s animation is a downgrade somehow

  • Why did they add annoying baby sing-alongs to the sequel series’?


SONIC

“Live Fast, Think Fast, Act Fast”


ADVANTAGES


  • Strongest regardless of end

  • Has the best Travel Speed regardless of end

    • Has the second best Reaction Speed regardless of end

  • The Smartest one here

  • Has the best regeneration

  • Tornadoes give good AOE

    • superior to Mega Man’s tornado

  • Darkinator can blind everyone

  • Infrared Goggles might see through invisible enemies?

  • Freeze Banger can freeze enemies solid

  • Can burst out of freeze beams thanks to fire generation

  • De-Atomizer can negate durability

    • it also gives Sonic clones

  • Hoot-N-Toot Garlic can counter Mario and Pac-Man’s size altering options

  • Best method of Time Travel

    • and most likely to use it in a combat scenario

  • Can hack Mega Man

  • Could enter Pac-Man’s paint and hole…

  • Gravity Stopper can stop the other 3 from moving…

  • Seriously, check out the YTP’s, they are genuinely incredible

  • Jaleel White


DISADVANTAGES

  • Most cocky

  • Isn’t the fastest with Reaction Speed strangely

  • Least amount of Resistances

  • The most out of his comfort zone in this fight since no one here is an idiot

  • Equipment takes time to set up

  • No Support or Forms

  • … but could be intercepted and gain worse damage

  • … but the other 3’s flight negate this

  • Got killed by Nostalgia Critic ):

  • Worse writing than SatAM


MEGA MAN

“Mega Man! I like it!”


ADVANTAGES


  • Second Strongest via Low Ends

  • Comparable in Strength with Pac-Man via High Ends

  • Faster than Mario via High Ends

  • Overall the best fighter here

  • Best strategist

  • Best range

  • Can Copy Sonic’s H.D.S.V.A.D.L inventions

  • Homing attacks can wear down people

  • Most useful AOE

  • Can trap people with electric nets

  • Rush has the best independence out of everyone

  • Immune to Mario’s Broadway Force

  • Ice Slasher can freeze Pac-Man and Mario…

  • The Mega Man X episode is so cool

  • Has the most brutal intro (he killed so many people lol)


DISADVANTAGES


  • Weaker than Sonic regardless of end

  • Slower than Pac-Man and Sonic regardless of end

    • Slower than Mario via absolute highest end

  • Most Grounded here

  • Can short circuit thanks to Light Plumber

  • Could get hacked by Sonic

  • Has limited battery

  • Mostly useless arsenal

  • If Mega Buster is busted he is toast

  • … Ice Slasher wouldn’t work on Sonic for long

  • Has to make a bad pun in every episode

  • Proto Man is very out of character in this show



Well, hope you enjoyed this blog. While it was occasionally draining to watch many mediocre cartoon episodes, it was also fun to scale characters that are talked about a lot but using their unthought of versions. As for the result: while Mario had the hax needed to win his speed and strength were lacking. Mega Man had the strength and the copy ability to win but lacked speed. Finally, Pac-Man was extremely fast and had many options to win, under specific circumstances he could definitely achieve such realities. However, Sonic had the strength, speed, intelligence, abilities, and arsenal needed to take the win.


If you call this result BARBARic then I’ll just call you a DIC as Sonic was SPEARheading the competition.


Who Would Win? Sonic The Hedgehog!



Here’s the fight script if you haven’t read it yet. Enjoy!


Welp, I’m getting a bite to eat, see ya!


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Is he gone?


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Yep!


Cool!


Thank Goodness, I was stuck in that machine for what felt like forever!


Sorry about that, I had to follow the script. Also, you thought you had it bad, this dude said I lost a category of speed, I call shenanigans!


Well I wouldn’t say that was too inacc-


Uh, hey guys!


Hmm, yes plumber man.


Why isn’t that other blue guy here?


Oh he can’t break the 4th Wall!


Oh… we should probably teach him.


Probably.


…


You also want a bite to eat?


Absolutely!


Alright let’s juice…


WAIT! I found this paper.


Ugh, what does it say?


“As for the Next Time, I won’t say what it is but I will say that there are two blogs that are in development! One is another unconventional Battle Royale meanwhile the other is a remaster of an old script I made 3 years ago in my own private time. Until Next Time!”


Eh, don't care. Spaghetti time! Until we meet again!


DO THE MARIO!

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